Write your own Arnold Schwarzenegger movie (a PHP mad-lib adventure)

Have you ever watched several Arnold Schwarzenegger movies in quick succession, and then said to yourself, “Hey, these are all the same movie!” Well, I have (which is evidence of the infinite sadness in which I live every day). And I decided that it would be to the advantage of movie companies to save money by reusing the same script, making minor changes as necessary, instead of writing brand-new scripts which turn out to be the same, anyway. To whit, you (yes, you!) too can create a film of your own starring the Terminator himself without having to shell out that $4.50 to actually see it.

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