I finally got tired of dreaming and decided to live the experience -- the experience of the Hungry Man All-Day Breakfast. (The link points to X-Entertainment's review of the product.) All in all, it was a lot of food. The sausage was too dry, the eggs had the consistency of sand, but the pancakes, bacon, and hash browns were good. I ate about half of it, and only because the eggs got increasingly disgusting. If combined with cheddar cheese, I would have eaten the whole thing.

Did the 690 milligrams of cholesterol and 2.09 grams of pure, unadulterated sodium kill me? Fortunately, no. My constitution shields me from fats of any kind. And, if pressed, I would eat the breakfast again. Maybe twice.