Another reason not to vote Kerry
John Edwards is an alien! Recent evidence uncovered by the 1984 cult classic The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension confirms that John Edwards is from Planet Ten. He and his colleagues attempted to overthrow the rightful rulers of Planet Ten years ago, but failed and were sent to the Eighth Dimension for their crimes. Then, on October 31, 1938, they escaped and posed as scientists working for Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems. "John Edwards" was one of the aliases given by these aliens, the evil red Lectroids.
Tell your friends! Tell your family! Urge them not to vote for aliens!

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Posted by: Bud-dy | October 4, 2004 8:29 PM