Wisdom, specifically, from Wet, Hot American Summer, a sleeper film from 2001 which parodies those "coming-of-age-at-summer-camp" movies:

Listen, Coop. Last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this: Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, cut. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kind of lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm sixteen. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, you know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you.

Kristi really was right. This is a great movie. Please visit Ladder Theory for more information on this film's wisdom.