One day Little Johnny's mom was cleaning his room. In the closet, she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was *highly* upsetting to her. She hid the magazine until his father got home. When Little Johnny's father walked in the door, she irately handed the magazine to him, and said, "THIS is what I found in "your" son's closet."
He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.
Several minutes passed, then she finally asked him,
"Well what should we do about this?"
Little Johnny's dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."

dammit! i just sent you that link, not knowing you already had it up here! how did scott beat me to it? does he even have a computer? aaaargh!

(i suppose the real tragedy [for you] is that two of your best friends saw this and immediately thought of you. i mean, seriously... this is supposed to be a comedy piece.)

and, speaking of links relevant to your life...

http://www.lancasteronline.com/pages/news/ap/4/bathroom_camera

:-)

Okay, with yet another reference to Mark's personal life (feel like Michael Jackson yet?) for those who saw the film About a Boy and noticed Hugh Grant type in
www.supermodelswithseethroughtops.com
and didn't have a dirty enough mind to try actually typing it in to your computer ... well, it's worth it. Kind of. In a way. Oh hell, Mark just go there, laugh and leave me alone!

http://gayinfo.tripod.com/

I saw Mark's name on here, and I thought it was suspicious . . . oh no, wait, I didn't.