'We do not torture'
Unless we torture. But we don't -- unless we do. And it turns out that we do. The Associated Press reports that a European investigator found "mounting indications" that the United States held War on Terr' detainees in European countries, but quickly moved them last month when it was revealed that the United States had secret prisons.
But those prisons didn't exist. Unless they did ... which, apparently, they did.