Not only does spam email advertise a variety of stock options and sexual enhancement tools, it also provides us with things to think about. Take these examples of fine philosophical discourse, seemingly randomly generated, from spam emails:

Many hands make light work A creaking door hangs longest. Look before you leap. You cannot lose what you never had Half a loaf is better than none. Dont count the days, make the days count!

He who dares wins When man done suck cane he dash peeling pan ground. Smile and the world smiles with you, snore and you sleep alone A good mate is the road map for the spaghetti junction of life.

A heart at peace gives life to the body, but envy rots the bones. You cannot burn the candle at both ends There's a light at the end of the tunnel. Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood Only today does the fire burn brightly

How profound! Little did I know that, at the "spaghetti junction of life," which is a metaphor for Cialis (I think), I would need a good mate to help me with the road map.