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November 27, 2004

This godless communism

A post at Boing Boing today made me almost wet myself. The post links to an anti-communist comic book from the 1960s which is ridiculous in its blatant oversimplification of communism and its scare tactics: it could happen to you!

The first part of the comic book is actually dystopian; it spins a story of your life, Billy and Betty, might be like if the godless communists took over the country. The communists are your enemy! Their beliefs are antithetical to your own! They want to replace everything that you consider good with every that you consider bad! The best part is that children can buy into this stuff (and judging from the kinds of adults that are out there today, they did buy into this stuff). Here's some snippets:

I remember learning in school that communists don't believe in the family. They say they're going to "free" the woman from the home and put her to work.

Today we had all-new teachers at school. They call it Soviet School 32 instead of St. Joseph's. Teacher said there is no God and that communism is all-good and all-powerful!

As with any dystopian work, this comic book gets its efficacy from taking a contemporary problem -- communism and extended it to a logical, if far-fetched, conclusion. It also makes use of the old wives' tale of an international, monolithic communism.

The second part of the comic book is a "history" of communism as it might be written by J. Edgar Hoover, Joseph McCarthy, or Ann Coulter. Marx, Lenin, and Stalin are all depicted as practically good buddies. The story of Marx is intertwined with the story of Lenin, making appear as though the two were contemporaries, when in fact Marx died in 1883, loooong before the Russian Revolution and longer still before Lenin.

In any case, this is a terrific read. Be sure to be on the lookout for similar comics books today, perhaps with the title "These Godless Terrorists" or something like that.

November 26, 2004

Mmm, comment spam

One of my favorite parts of having a blog is dealing with the comment spam. Robots search the Internet for blogs and then post comments to them with links to places where you can play online poker or make your penis larger. The sky is the limit! Sometimes the body of the comment just contains a URL; other times, it contains a fun message generated at random from a database of comments. I love looking at the different kinds of comments these robots leave behind. Here's an example from my good friend "partypoker":

The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. by internet poker

Here's another comment from "texas hold'em poker":

Ours is a culture of premature ejaculation.... by poker tables

Sometimes, the comment spam gets philosophical. "casino" writes:

When he to whom one speaks does not understand, and he who speaks himself does not understand, that is metaphysics. by casino games

Didn't think a robot could talk like Shakespeare? Think again. "vinnie" says:

No legacy is so rich as honesty. vinnie How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees.

How true, vinnie. How true. Do you know what else is true? I can save on shoes!

The above links don't work, of course, because I don't want to give these slimeballs too much credit. It pains me to think that this business model works because people actually click on those links! It's the same reason that email phishing works: because people are gullible enough to fall for it.

Thankfully, for comment spam, I use MT-Blacklist, which blocks or moderates comment spam. It's a terrific plug-in for Movable Type and it does a superior job of preventing robots from posting links to their dopey products.

November 25, 2004

Happy Thanksgiving-time

On this Thanksgiving, I give thanks for Scott, who has provided a plethora of interesting stories and from whom I have learned what are the best websites for finding interesting news bits.

Last night, he pointed me to an excellent piece about what the Founding Fathers thought about religion ... and from Ms magazine, nonetheless! Whereas people like John Ashcroft assert that the Founding Fathers were very Christian people, that this was a Christian country, and that God is mentioned in the Constitution, Robin Morgan tells us that that's not really the case. A great majority of founders opposed religious language in the Constitution (and nowhere in that document is any deity mentioned; power is assumed to come from the people themselves by virtue of their being reasoning human beings). From the portrait of Benjamin Franklin as a rationalist who rejected his Calvinist upbringing to George Washington, a Deist who didn't believe in the practice of communion, this article demonstrates that the Founding Fathers were not fundamentalists.

The bottom line is that the Founding Fathers, however religious they may or may not have been, were skeptical of religion. As students of the 18th-century Englightenment, they held reason to be the best epistemology for operating a state. Religion, since it is based in faith, runs counter to reason: whereas reason requires the existence of empirical data, faith does not require it at all.

This Thanksgiving, we should be thankful that we live in a country where our laws are not based on our religious beliefs. Religion is a deeply personal affair and it is also a unifying one, but it can also be divisive. The Founding Fathers understood this and were wise enough to craft a government in which religion was not an issue; indeed, where religion was left outside the sphere of control or relevance so as to include as many people as possible in the new government.

November 24, 2004

John Smith: Terrorist at work

Dateline: November 23. I'm at the Cincinnati-Northern Kentucky International Airport (CVG) trying to check in. Traffic on US-27 has made me more behind schedule than I would like to be. My flight leaves at 7:20; I'm getting to the ticket counter at 6:40, barely in time for the thirty-minute cutoff for checked luggage.

At the self check-in for Delta Airlines, you can swipe a credit card, scan the barcode on your printout, or type in your reservation number in order to check in. First, I swiped my credit card (it grabs your name from the credit card in order to identify you). Then, I told the computer where I was going. After that, I told the computer when I was departing. All of this served to help it find my reservation. I waited while the computer thought all of these facts over. Eventually, it came to the conclusion that I wasn't a real person. I was faced with a blank screen and an "Exit" button. In my years of flying I've never seen such a thing. Maybe the kiosk was bad, I said to myself, fully understanding that the kiosk was just a mindless terminal connected to a server somewhere (but in the face of danger, we think the most irrational things).

So I went to another kiosk. Same thing. I tried the barcode. Same thing. Finally I called over a Friendly Associate to help me out. "I've seen this screen a few times before," she said. "Have you tried your confirmation number?" Of course! The confirmation number! I punched it in ... to no avail. So the nice lady (and she was really a wonderfully helpful lady) took me to a real terminal and helped me out.

Interesting thing number one: my flight had been moved from 7:20 to 9:05. Originally, I was going to travel "non-stop" to Denver, which means there's a stop, and in Atlanta of all places. That's exactly the opposite direction! (Was it Douglas Adams who said that Atlanta was the hub for all traffic throughout the galaxy?) This new flight bypassed Atlanta, where there was apparently bad weather. It was a "direct" flight to Denver (meaning no stops on the way). Perhaps, I thought, the airline was re-booking people who couldn't make it to Atlanta. Okay, fine.

But that wasn't the worst of it. Apparently I still couldn't be booked. She handed me over to someone else who looked at my reservation and my ID and made a call on a red telephone. He waited for a long time to talk to a woman and then gave her my information: my birth date and initials. Then he hung up and everything was fine. "So, what happened?" I asked.

"Apparently your name was on a watchlist," he said.

A watchlist! A watchlist! What kind of terrorist is named "Mark Wilson"? That's like putting out an APB for everyone named "John Smith"! I've read a lot about watchlists and people being denied access to a flight because they happened to have the same common name as someone else. But now it's happened to me. That's so cool! Fortunately, in this case, the problem was easily fixable and I didn't have to argue (which brings me to another point: don't argue with or be nasty to the airline representatives. They didn't put you on the list, but they can help you get off of it -- but they'll be less inclined to do so if you're mean to them).

Thankfully, my later flight allowed me to read 1984 at the bar at Outback Steakhouse while enjoying a mug of Sam Adams. I've never had a drink in an airport bar before. It's fun! I highly recommend it to anyone, except terrorists. Terrorists named John Smith.

November 20, 2004

We're number one!

When Shannon invented the word "SEDHE," it seemed like a completely made-up thing. Turns out it wasn't. "SEDHE" also stands for "Sociedad Español de la Historia de la Educación," the Spanish Society for the History of Education. Many other webpages, in referring to SEDHE, made reference to the Spanish society. Probably because it's more important.

Once I showed up, though, my blog and web page were the number one Google search English-language result for "SEDHE." Today, at 4:30 PM EST, I did a search for "SEDHE" just on a lark. And what do you know! This blog is the number one search result -- period! Thanks to all the visitors here who have made such a phenomenon possible (both of you) and the people that linked back to this page. I hope I don't get una carta enojada from the Spanish Society for the History of Education.

November 19, 2004

The FCC won't let me be or let me be me

Last week's announcement by sixty-six ABC affiliates that they would not run the unedited version of Saving Private Ryan was proof positive that the FCC's goal of stifling any speech that could be construed as offensive has been met.

And what is the concern over Saving Private Ryan, a critically-acclaimed film about World war II? Indecency and violence. And yet, last year, before the world got a brief glimpse of Janet Jackson's boob, eyes and ears were not offended by the gruesomeness of war, or if they were, they didn't say anything about it. What is even more outrageous is that the FCC refuses to state before a broadcast whether or not that broadcast could be construed as "indecent." A Washington Post article about the incident says that "Citadel [an owner of some of the affiliate stations] attempted to get an advance waiver from the FCC but the commission refused, saying that stations need to 'exercise their own good-faith judgment.'" What kind of organization is this? "We won't tell you if your content is indecent or not, but if it turns out to be indecent, we'll fine you." In First Amendment law, this is called a "chilling effect." Even though speech may be protected by the First Amendment, the possibility of civil or criminal proceedings -- and the subsequent cost they incur -- is a disincentive to produce that speech. The person making the speech weighs the two options: don't make the speech, or make it and face possible consequences. Invariably, the person chooses the former. The "chilling effect" only refers to the way in which legal speech is censored by over-reaching laws.

How interesting that, all of a sudden, Janet Jackson's boob prompted such moral outrage (in 2002, the FCC rejected 83% of indecency complaints, says Wired News). Or it could be that a few groups which have always disliked the content on television used the boob incident as a catalyst to get their agendas turned into policy (Parents Television Council, a conservative Christian group, launched a letter-writing campaign to get CBS fined for Boobgate. The FCC received 540,000 complaints, and FCC chairman Michael Powell was so impressed with the quantity of complaints that he slapped CBS with a $550,000 fine, beginning the current indecency war.)

Ah, but if you thought that Bono, Janet Jackson, and Howard Stern were the only focus of the FCC, then you're wrong. The FCC is attempting to assert authority over cable and satellite TV, as well as your television and computer. The FCC is looking to extend its control over content into cable televison, despite Supreme Court decisions emphasizing that speech rules for cable are very different from what they are on broadcast television (in fact, there are no decency standards for cable TV; networks voluntarily maintain a particular level of decency so as to keep advertisers). The FCC is also mandating that all devices capable of receiving a digital TV (DTV) signal must be enabled to respect the so-called broadcast flag. What's the big deal? Susan Crawford says:

The thing is, this rule doesn't merely affect TV receiving equipment. It affects everything that RECEIVES digital files from TV receiving equipment as well -- every device inside any home network. It affects the open-platform PC. It's a sweeping rule. And now FCC's jurisdiction to enact this rule is being argued in sweeping terms.

Why should we care about all of this? We should care because if the FCC has the power to act on anything that has something to do with communication, we have only the FCC's self-restraint to rely on when it comes to all internet communications. We should care because we want open platforms and open communications to continue. We should care because the future of the internet is at stake -- the FCC will use its "ancillary jurisdiction" to impose "social policies" on any services that use the internet protocol, and will point to its broadcast flag action as support for its jurisdictional claims.

The problem with a bureaucratic organization like FCC is that it has a broad congressional mandate to fulfill its obligation as the custodian of the electromagnetic spectrum. It can do anything it wants in order to fulfill this goal; essentially, as long as it isn't expressly forbidden, it's allowed.

November 17, 2004

My rights are being taken away!

The Senate is attempting to get H.R. 2391 passed. H.R. 2391 is an amalgamation of several other copyright-related bills. It replaces Orrin Hatch's Inducement of Copyright Infringement bill, which was effectively killed earlier this year. Just what does H.R. 2391 do?

Title I: Alters requirements of "prior art." If you could prove that an invention patented by someone else was already widely in use before that person claimed he patented it, the patent was invalid (this prevented a person from claiming creation and ownership of an already popular, unpatented invention). H.R. 2391 makes a stipulation that if an invention was jointly created, then one of the inventors may lay claim to a patent if it qualifies as prior art!

Title II: Requires the undertaking of a program in which "[t]he public should be educated about the security and privacy risks associated with being con nected to certain peer-to-peer networks." It also authorizes the Department of Justice to send warning letters to Internet Service Providers.

Buried deep within Title II is Section 208, which criminalizes using "audiovisual recording devices" in movie theaters, requiring a sentence of not more than three years in prison, or a fine, or both.

Also buried deep within Title II is Section 210, called "enhancement of criminal copyright infringement." As one suspects, it increases the criminal penalty for copyright infringement.

Still located in Title II of this bill is Section 212, the "Family Movie Act of 2004," which authorizes the creation of "family-friendly" copies of motion pictures (see previous post about the technology called ClearPlay), even if the copyright-owner doesn't want such copies to be created.

Title III: "The Protecting Intellectual Right Against Theft and Expropriation Act of 2004." Section 301 allows the Attorney General to commence a civil suit against anyone who infringes copyright, where the standard of evidence is a preponderance of the evidence.

Title IV: "The National Film Preservation Act of 2004." This isn't too bad. It does what it says it's going to do: preserve films in the National Archives.

Title V: "Preservation of Orphan Works Act." Just like it sounds.

Title VI: "The Enhancing Federal Obscenity Reporting and Copyright Enforcement Act of 2004." Not as sexy as it sounds. Changes requirements for reporting obscenity incidents to Congress and copyright certification.

Title VII: Specifies further what "counterfeit labels, illicit labels, or counterfeit documentation or packing" means in 18 U.S.C. 2318.

And that's the bill in a nutshell. Some parts are good, others bad. I suppose that's what you get from an omnibus bill like this one. The problem, of course, is that in order for the good parts to be passed, the bad parts must be passed, also.

While the article about this at Wired claims that, "under the proposed language, viewers would not be allowed to use software or devices to skip commericals or promotional announcements 'that would otherwise be performed or displayed before, during or after the performance of the motion picture,' like the previews on a DVD," such language is not to be found in the bill. This language instead comes from a Congressional Report about Digital Rights Management Legislation which refers to the Family Movie Act, noting, "The filtering cannot result in a fixed copy of the altered version, and no changes, deletions, or additions are to be made to commercial advertisements or promotional announcements that would otherwise be performed or displayed before, during, or after the performance." Under the proposed language, the manufacturer of a filter cannot create a filter designed to skip advertisements or announcements. Wired, it seems, misinterpreted that part, since skipping advertisments was never the intent of the law, anyway.

November 16, 2004

They're dropping like flies

Looks like Tom Ridge is on his way out of the Department of Homeland Security. Giuliani is going to get that job so hard; I can feel it!

November 15, 2004

Powell resigns; who's next?

We all knew it was coming. Secretary of State Colin Powell announced today that he will be resigning his post come George W. Bush's second term. In private, Powell had long been a critic of some of Bush's policies, but in public, it was he who frequently had to go out on damage control when the administration made an international blunder. It was Powell who delivered an address to the United Nations in early 2003 in which he promoted the president's war in Iraq.

Three other cabinet officials are planning to announce their resignations today: Agriculture Secretary Ann Venneman, Energy Secretary Spencer Abraham and Education Secretary Rod Paige.

Expect former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani to get a cherry cabinet position. He's been Bush's lap-dog for the last three years, campaigning for him tirelessly and reminding us that it was Bush who led the nation on September 11. I watched Giuliani on CNN on election night and he claimed that what he really wanted was to keep going about his regular job "across the street" (he is now the head of a security consulting firm in New York City) and that he didn't want a cabinet position. Pardon my French, but bullshit! Giuliani's been pushing for Bush for three years; does he expect us to believe that he's been doing it out of the goodness of his heart? Of course not! His strict adherence to the Bush line will be rewarded with a cabinet-level position, most likely Secretary of Homeland Security (that position is a PR one, anyway, and such a public and well-known figure as Giuliani would do the job more effectively than the unknown Tom Ridge). Mark my words here: Giuliani will be given a cabinet-level position, most likely as Secretary of Homeland Security.

November 11, 2004

'Law & Order' life lessons

Last night's episode of Law & Order was, to some degree, about gay marriage. You see, the Governor of Connecticut was a homosexual having an extra-marital affair with one of his subordinates. The subordinate, in turn, was in a relationship with a Mr. Kaplan, who received lots of cherry construction contracts from the state. Somehow, the governor's wife found out about the affair, and Kaplan worried that she would go public with it, which would force the Governor to resign, which would mean a loss of those cherry construction deals for him. So Kaplan killed the Governor's wife to keep her quiet. The subordinate confessed to the police that it was his partner, Kaplan, who killed the Governor's wife.

Open and shut, right? Not when the defense tries to pull the old "spousal privilege" trick. How can they do this? Kaplan and the subordinate claim that they had been married! Assistant DA Jack McCoy (Sam Waterston) was faced with a tough decision: get their marriage annulled somehow so as to make the confession admissible, or try to preserve the marriage that had already been sanctioned by the state. Of course he chose the former -- not because he doesn't like gays, but because he's trying to convict a murderer.

In the end, the New York State Supreme Court annulled the marriage, thus allowing the confession. The subordinate, though, refused to cooperate, insisting that McCoy had destroyed his life and the lives of other homosexual couples by annulling the marriage.

Is there a legal response to gay marriage beyond the Antonin Scalia "tradition" point of view? Just to get a taste of what this strict constructionist thinks about gay marriage, here's a snippet of Scalia's dissent from Lawrence v. Texas (with citations removed to protect the innocent, or even the people that don't want to read the citations, because they're really distracting):

Countless judicial decisions and legislative enactments have relied on the ancient proposition that a governing majority's belief that certain sexual behavior is "immoral and unacceptable" constitutes a rational basis for regulation. See, e.g., Williams v. Pryor, (citing Bowers in upholding Alabama's prohibition on the sale of sex toys on the ground that "[t]he crafting and safeguarding of public morality ... indisputably is a legitimate government interest under rational basis scrutiny"); Milner v. Apfel (citing Bowers for the proposition that "[l]egislatures are permitted to legislate with regard to morality ... rather than confined to preventing demonstrable harms"); Holmes v. California Army National Guard (relying on Bowers in upholding the federal statute and regulations banning from military service those who engage in homosexual conduct); Owens v. State (relying on Bowers in holding that "a person has no constitutional right to engage in sexual intercourse, at least outside of marriage"); Sherman v. Henry (relying on Bowers in rejecting a claimed constitutional right to commit adultery). We ourselves relied extensively on Bowers when we concluded, in Barnes v. Glen Theatre, Inc., that Indiana's public indecency statute furthered "a substantial government interest in protecting order and morality." State laws against bigamy, same-sex marriage, adult incest, prostitution, masturbation, adultery, fornication, bestiality, and obscenity are likewise sustainable only in light of Bowers' validation of laws based on moral choices. Every single one of these laws is called into question by today's decision; the Court makes no effort to cabin the scope of its decision to exclude them from its holding. See ante, at 11 (noting "an emerging awareness that liberty gives substantial protection to adult persons in deciding how to conduct their private lives in matters pertaining to sex" (emphasis added)). The impossibility of distinguishing homosexuality from other traditional "morals" offenses is precisely why Bowers rejected the rational-basis challenge. "The law," it said, "is constantly based on notions of morality, and if all laws representing essentially moral choices are to be invalidated under the Due Process Clause, the courts will be very busy indeed.

Sure, that's great. But the law is very clear about where it come from. It comes from the legislature, which in turn comes from us. By proxy, We the People are in charge of making the law. All of us, living in the United States, having voted for representatives, can agree that the power to create a law that is used to govern all people in this country comes from those same people. With morals, not so much. While there are morals that many -- if not all -- people have in common, this does not mean that morals are universal (I cite as an example the "right turn on red" rule; all states have this rule, but it is not a federal law, it is a bunch of state laws, and every state has the ability to repeal it). Most morals are personal; that is, what is virtuous for me may not be virtuous for you, or vice versa. "Morals" misused have been used to justify many terrible things throughout human history.

Last year, Michelle and my friend Mike had a little tiff on this blog over the relationship between Brown v. Board of Education and the current gay marriage debate. Mike claimed that giving homosexuals the right to marry was the creation of a new law, since it was commonly understood that marriage was between a man and a woman; no one could have fathomed that marriage would ever be between two men or two women, so why the need to be so explicit? It would be like saying that the act of using a telephone required a telephone. Implicit in the word "marriage" was the qualification that it was between a man and a woman. To a resident of Virginia prior to the 1960s, the idea of "marriage" was not only rooted in heterosexuality, but also race. Virginia used to have a statute prohibiting interracial marriage, and for a good, moral reason: the maintenance of the purity of the white race!

Michelle was correct in saying that southerners of the 1950s cried "judicial activism!" when the Brown decision came down. They thought then -- as much as many conservatives do today regarding homosexual marriage -- that it was wrong and unnatural for the two races to intermix. The fact was that there was nothing "natural" about it: human beings had created the distinction between the races, and now human beings were ending it.

What about the "sanctity" of marriage? Some conservatives claim that this 5,000-year-old institution is the foundation of our society. I suppose that all depends on what kind of marriage we're talking about. If we're Ancient Greeks, then we can only marry citizens, who are defined as people that were born within the city-state of Athens. At the same time, though, we can carry on love affairs with boys between the ages of 10 and 13 (many Athenians suggested that, when a boy began to grow facial hair, he was too old for such an affair). If we're Muslim, then we are technically allowed up to three wives; if we're Mormon, we can have as many as we want. What about concubines? If we're the Sultan of Brunei that changes things, doesn't it?

My point is this: marriage as a spiritual or religious institution is a far newer advance than marriage as a political or legal institution. This so-called 5,000-year history of marriage is true, but marriage hasn't been sacred for that long. Even love is a relatively recent invention, coming out of the 16th and 17th centuries, when a middle class was forming that could afford to marry for love and not for economic benefit. How long has marriage been a sacrament in the Catholic Church? Probably not as long as you think: marriage became a sacrament in only the tenth century! Noted heretic Martin Luther wrote of marriage:

Not only is the sacramental character of matrimony without foundation in Scripture; but the very traditions, which claim such sacredness for it, are a mere jest. [...] Marriage may therefore be a figure of Christ and the Church; it is, however, no Divinely instituted sacrament, but the invention of men in the Church, arising from ignorance of the subject.

The argument about marriage being a long-standing historical and moral institution should be tempered with history. History is always more cynical than people make it out to be.

Okay, then, should gay marriage be legal? Yes. Who should make it legal? The answer, unfortunately, is "not the courts." As my friend Mike noted, statutes written regarding marriage were written with a particular definition of marriage in mind. To suddenly change that meaning is what the Supreme Court would call "arbitrary and capricious," for legal definitions of seemingly common-sense words are very important. If a body can change the definition of a word on a whim, then that body can change the law completely. What I'm talking about here is larger than the issue of gay marriage: it's the issue of the integrity of the law. As a society founded on rule of law, a law made yesterday must hold the same meaning as a law made today, or else the law cannot stand the test of time. As beings who live in time, this is important for us. A law whose meaning changes daily is like the rampant inflation in Hungary prior to World War II, where prices actually increased by the hour. There's no security in that.

Like the judges on Law & Order, I call upon the legislature to definitively say what marriage is, and I would prefer that they say that marriage is the union of any two people, regardless of color or sexual orientation. I disagree with the amendments passed by eleven states prohibiting gay marriage, but it seems that the country is not yet ready for homosexual marriage. This does not mean we should not stop lobbying to have these constitutions re-amended to remove those amendments, or attempting to change the law to include homosexuals, but these activities must be done by the legislature to ensure the integrity of the law and to ensure the legitimacy of the laws made, since the legislature ultimately derives its power from the people.

November 10, 2004

Victory for democracy!

Attorney General John Ashcroft handed in his resignation yesterday, ending his four-year Reign of Terror and ensuring that he won't be coming back for Round Two. Ashcroft cited ill health as one of his reasons for leaving, but did not mention that he was unpopular and frequently the object of criticism toward the administration.

November 8, 2004

Why vote Bush?

Here's what one of my friends wrote to tell me:

So why'd I vote for Bush? Well. I'll try to give you a good answer. First you should know this is the first election I voted in. I don't remember if I was able to vote in 2000, but I didn't vote either way. The main politcal reasons I voted for Bush are because of terrorism. I wanted to make sure he stayed in office. Most of my friends felt the same way. There were PLENTY of people I know that disagreed. I was truthfully worried. But, no matter what you think of him, what kind of mistakes you think he made, you *have* to agree he sticks to his word. I won't argue about the details, or any supposed mistakes huge, or miniscule. Politcally I will [concede] that Iraq was a mistake. There were no WMDs, no biological weapons, etc. But for the world, and the Middle East it will be better -- eventually. I wouldn't want to die in Iraq myself, but truth be told 1,000+ americans died so far. Truth be told, we NEVER hear how many Iraqi's soldiers or insurgents we've killed. A life is a life, but war is war, and we are winning with ease. Truth be told, I would go to Iraq and die if my country asked me want or otherwise. My country is the USA. People hate us for who we are. I love us, for who we are.

Other reasons I voted for Bush must be related to the same reason I voted for the amendment [Ohio's amendment to ban same-sex marriage]. Call me conservative, or traditional, or an idiot :-) but I don't believe in marriage between a man and a man or a woman and a woman. As an aside, have you seen the commericals on MTV with the two hotdogs cooking, or the [two] doughnuts next to each other that urged people to "think about it"? That just about made me physically ill.

I try not to be biased, or political. I became republican somehow. Sometimes that confuses me because I hate religion. But I more about working for what you want than having it handed to you. Tests show that I'm really a Libertarian. But when it comes time to vote, that's a waste of a vote. I do lean right, so that's the way I have to go.

Dystopian novels!

My thesis is about twentieth-century dystopian novels. Interested in some dystopian titles? Here are some you've heard of and some you haven't (in chronological order):

Jack London, The Iron Heel (1907)

London, a socialist, sees a dystopia operated by capitalists begin to form in 1908. Not a "modern" dystopian novel; it still seems to be grounded in the 19th century.

Yevgeny Zamyatin, We (1920)

The first modern dystopian novel, We sets the stage for the kind of cold, sterile future that appears in 1984 and Brave New World.

Aldous Huxley, Brave New World (1932)

Huxley's dystopia is the opposite of Orwell's: it predicts a future in which people are given everything they could ever want, numbing them to thought.

George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four (1949)

The seminal dystopian novel, 1984 is set in a world where the state controls what people say, what they do, and even what they think. Orwell's dystopia is significant for its explanation of how language can be manipulated to control people.

Kurt Vonnegut, Player Piano (1952)

Vonnegut predicts that human beings will be replaced almost entirely by machines, with even skilled artisans being put out of work by machines that can perfectly mimic them.

Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

Named for the temperature at which paper burns, Bradbury predicts a future in which books are prohibited and "firemen" start fires instead of stopping them.

Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange (1963)

The government goes to extreme lengths to curb crime -- even to the point of brainwashing. Burgess said that he had to write this book in a state of near-drunkenness because the material upset him so.

Philip K. Dick, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (1968)

The basis for the film Blade Runner, Dick follows the story of a bunch of renegade replicants who are trying to self-actualize and the man who's after them.

Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid's Tale (1986)

Set only about ten years into the future, Atwood predicts a future in which the USA is taken over by religious crazies who turn the country into a theocracy and take rights away from women.

Octavia Butler, Parable of the Sower (1993)

Another entry in her "parable" series, this one finds the heroine in the year 2025 as she attempts to get out of California, now a god-forsaken Mad Max-type place.

November 6, 2004

Wisdom

Wisdom, specifically, from Wet, Hot American Summer, a sleeper film from 2001 which parodies those "coming-of-age-at-summer-camp" movies:

Listen, Coop. Last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this: Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, cut. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kind of lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm sixteen. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, you know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you.

Kristi really was right. This is a great movie. Please visit Ladder Theory for more information on this film's wisdom.

November 5, 2004

A penny for the Guy

It's November 5, and that can only mean one thing (aside from Beth Ruschau's birthday): Guy Fawkes' Day! A uniquely British holiday, Guy Fawkes Day celebrates the day the infamous Gunpowder Plot was exposed in 1605. The intention of the plot was to pack tons of gunpowder under Parliament and blow the place up: lords, clergyman, MPs, king and all. Fortunately, the plot was discovered before Parliament was blown up and the Catholic conspirators were arrested. Guy Fawkes -- who was the fall-guy -- became the symbol of English hatred of Catholics and every year, effigies of him are burned in remembrance of the Gunpowder Plot.

We at SEDHE suggest you visit your local pub and have a Guinness in honor of Guy Fawkes, leader of the Gunpowder Plot. And if you want to combine burning and Guinness, have an Irish Car Bomb.

November 4, 2004

While you were re-electing a president

I found this via Scott's AIM profile. I thought it was very witty, but he admitted that he had actually found it on Metafilter:

While you were re-electing a president:

Senator-elect Jim DeMint: Thinks that unwed pregnant women and gays are unfit to be schoolteachers.

Senator-elect Tom Coburn: Wants the death penalty for abortion doctors.

Senator-elect John Thune: Mr. School Prayer Amendment.

Voters in 11 states voted to ban same-sex marriage. The lowest margin was 57%-43%. The highest (Mississippi) was 86%-14%. Kentucky's also bans civil unions. That one was 75%-25%.

The Senate will likely be split 55-45 in favor of Republicans, creeping closer to a filibuster-proof supermajority. Meanwhile, 89% of these guys are older than 65.

Enjoy your tax cut, America. You're going to need it.

What are neo-cons?

I described neo-cons to Matt the other day as "the Zulu when you're playing Civilization III. Give me some wine ... or I'll kill you!" It's a funny statement with some truth, like my insistence that Ayn Rand hates babies and poor people. In seriousness, though, what the heck is a neo-con?

Irving Kristol, a self-described "'godfather' of all those neocons," offers an explanation of what neoconservatives believe.

Tax cuts

Neoconservatives, says Kristol, believe in tax cuts "in order to stimulate steady economic growth. [...] It is a basic assumption of neoconservatism that, as a consequence of the spread of affluence among all classes, a property-owning and tax-paying population will, in time, become less vulnerable to egalitarian illusions and demagogic appeals and more sensible about the fundamentals of economic reckoning." In other words, we're not going to have a socialist utopia, so suck it up and live with what you've got. Neoconservatives have no illusions about attempting to level any playing field; that's far too idealistic.

The role of the state

Like Libertarians, neocons aren't too keen about a large and bulbous state ... that is to say, a large welfare state. The growth of the state, says Kristol, is "natural, indeed inevitable." Neocons like strong government, but not intrusive government. This is where they depart from Libertarians, who would suggest that, at its maximum, the government should protect people from harming other people.

Culture

Neocons, unlike Libertarians, place a stake in what they call "culture." Whereas true Libertarians don't care a whit about what individuals do or say, neocons care a good deal. Neocons are traditionalists who are concerned with "the quality of education, the relations of church and state, the regulation of pornography, and the like, all of which they regard as proper candidates for the government's attention." An unintrusive government ... for other people.

Foreign policy

My comments about the Zulu come from this portion of the neocon belief system. Here's what Kristol has to say about foreign policy, because it's better than my paraphrasing:

First, patriotism is a natural and healthy sentiment and should be encouraged by both private and public institutions. [...] Second, world government is a terrible idea since it can lead to world tyranny. International institutions that point to an ultimate world government should be regarded with the deepest suspicion. Third, statesmen should, above all, have the ability to distinguish friends from enemies. This is not as easy as it sounds, as the history of the Cold War revealed. The number of intelligent men who could not count the Soviet Union as an enemy, even though this was its own self-definition, was absolutely astonishing.

Neocons are fiercely patriotic, and a world government is a thrat to that patriotism. The third item there, that statesmen should have the ability to distinguish friends from enemies, points to the sometimes simplistic nature of neocon arguments, best summed up in his September 20, 2001 speech when George W. Bush declared to the world, "Either you are with us or you are with the terrorists." The creation of a strictly bipolar world makes knowing who your enemy is very easy: obviously, if he's not with you, he's necessarily against you. This worldview works well in kindergarten, perhaps, but definitely not multilateral policymaking.

The issue of "when do we attack our enemies?" is made quite clear: "[T]he United States will always feel obliged to defend, if possible, a democratic nation under attack from nondemocratic forces, external or internal. That is why it was in our national interest to come to the defense of France and Britain in World War II. That is why we feel it necessary to defend Israel today, when its survival is threatened." Democracy under attack anywhere in the world automatically involves the United States, as the world's largest and most powerful democratic nation. No word from Donald Rumsfeld on when we'll be attacking China, or why we didn't attack them already.

In the end, neoconservatives are also ultra-conservatives. They are a new and more powerful breed of conservative, just like the genetically-enhanced vampires of Blade 2. Unlike the Libertarians, they are socially conservative as well as economically conservative. At the same time, though, they are willing to spend billions of dollars not only for the common defense, but also for the advancement of their social agenda. Neoconservatism will be the watch-word for the next four years, so get used to it until the Democratic party thinks up something that can take it down in 2008.

November 3, 2004

Where were you on that one, America?

Dan Gilmor wrote earlier today about what a Bush win means for America:

The Republicans have an even stronger congressional majority. They have shown how gladly ruthless they can be in using their power. Bush and his allies have never believed in compromise. They have even less incentive to govern from the middle now, even though the nation remains bitterly divided.

There's no secret about what's coming. We don't have that excuse this time.

Here comes more fiscal recklessness -- as we widen the chasm between the ultra-wealthy and everyone else, cementing a plutocracy into our national fiber, we'll pay our national bills on the Treasury Bill credit card for the next few years. Many economists expect a Brazil-like financial crisis to hit the U.S. before the end of the decade. If we muddle our way though the near term, we'll still have left our kids with the bill.

Here comes an expansion of the American empire abroad, a fueling of fear and loathing elsewhere on the globe. This is also unsustainable in the end. Empire breeds disrespect.

Our civil liberties will shrink drastically. This president and his top allies in Congress fully support just one amendment in the Bill of Rights, the Second Amendment's right to bear arms. Say goodbye to abortion rights in most states. Roe v. Wade will fall after this president pushes three or four Scalia and Thomas legal clones onto the Supreme Court. Say hello, meanwhile, to a much more intrusive blending of church and state.

The environment? We'll be nostalgic for Ronald Reagan's time in office.

This is not sour grapes. This is reality.

Expect an increase in theocracy in the United States. Evangelical Christians turned out in great numbers to show support for Bush. Why? Because they both have the same agenda. They see nothing wrong with incorporating their own moral beliefs into the secular law of the United States. We see this manifested in the John Ashcroft Justice Department, Ohio's brand-new constitutional amendment (along with constitutional amendments in ten other states that outlaw homosexual marriage), the official government policy on stem cell research, and the official government policy on sex education. People who voted for Bush voted for him because of these social issues. They want to see their moral beliefs become the law of the land, and now they will, since Bush can pull out all the stops in the next four years.

Expect Bush to, as Gilmor says, expand the American empire abroad. The neo-conservatives in the Bush administration no longer have to justify their actions to anyone. They've got four years of a blank check to do whatever they want just by invoking the "T" word followed by the "S" word. Talks with North Korea? Invade 'em! Iran enriching uranium? It must be for nuclear weapons. Invade 'em! To hell with what the United Nations thinks -- if they disagree with us, they're "irrelevant." Until we need to repair the countries that we broke, in which case, we'll come to them begging for assistance.

America has become a more conservative country. The worst part is that it's not an overwhelming conservatism. It's only a 3% difference between Bush and Kerry in terms of the popular vote. The people of conservative philosophy out there outnumber the people of liberal philosophy by only a few million. If this country doesn't tear itself apart in the next four years, I'll be surprised.

And you, the people who read this blog that voted for Bush, why did you do it? I'm really serious: I want to know why you voted for Bush. Post your comments. Give me some insight. I demand well-reasoned defenses of your vote for Bush as opposed to Kerry. I want to understand why someone would vote for George Bush, given what the last four years have brought us. Or maybe I can't understand.

I love statistics!

Using exit polling, CNN has been able to provide some data on just who's voting for whom. Some highlights:

  • People who describe themselves as "moderate" were more likely to vote for Kerry.
  • People who describe themselves as "independent" were more likely to vote for Kerry.
  • There is quite a correlation between income and voting patterns. If you made under $15,000 per year, you were twice as likely to vote for Kerry than Bush. If you made over $200,000 per year, you were twice as likely to vote for Bush than Kerry.
  • People who attended church "more than weekly" were twice as likely to vote for Bush.
  • Jews were three and a half times as likely to vote for Kerry over Bush.
  • Gays and bisexuals were also three and a half times as likely to vote for Kerry over Bush.
  • Gun owners were twice as likely to vote for Bush over Kerry.
  • The majority of the people who claimed that they had decided who to vote for that day voted for Kerry.
  • People who said that the most important issue was education were three times as likely to vote for Kerry.
  • People who said that the most important issue was the Iraq War were also three times as likely to vote for Kerry.
  • People who said that the most important issue was terrorism were six times as likely to vote for Bush over Kerry.
  • People who said that the most important issue was "moral values" were four times likelier to vote for Bush.
  • Of the people who said that Bush pays attention to "ordinary Americans," 93% of them voted for Bush. Of the people who said that Bush pays attention to "large corporations," 82% of them voted for Kerry.
  • Of the people who said that the Iraq war made the U.S. more secure, 89% of them voted for Bush. Of the people who said that the Iraq War did not make the U.S. more secure, 80% of them voted for Kerry.

Ohio is reprehensible

The verdict is in: Ohio sucks! Ohio's Issue 1, an amendment to the Ohio constitution which would prohibit gays from getting married and prevent the state or any other state institution (like a public university or municipality) from conferring marriage-like rights on gay or unmarried couples:

Only a union between one man and one woman may be a marriage valid in or recognized by this state and its political subdivisions. This state and its political subdivisions shall not create or recognize a legal status for relationships of unmarried individuals that intends to approximate the design, qualities, significance or effect of marriage.

Issue 1 passed by a frightening majority. CNN reports its passage at 3,242,160 (62%) to 2,010,876 (38%). Bob Novak was correct when he said on CNN last night, "America is a conservative country." We have been since 1994, when the mid-term elections caused a giant upset as Congressional seats switched sides, state governments were overthrown, and Newt Gingrich thought he had a mandate to set things on fire (remember the Contract With America?). Expect an exodus of intelligent people out of Ohio.

And of all the places in Ohio to find some decency -- Cincinnati? Yes, The Cincinnati Post reports that voters overwhelmingly chose to repeal Article XII, a provision of the Cincinnati city charter which explicitly allows discrimination based on sexual orientation.

And what of the election? As of this writing, Ohio has become the next Florida, with Bush in the lead there by 136,221 votes. The controversy in Ohio stems from the ingenious "provisional ballots" that have yet to be counted. (If a person in Ohio was denied the right to vote when he showed up at his polling place, he could fill out a provisional ballot which would be counted if further research showed that he did have the right to vote.) Ohio state law gives precincts eleven days to count provisional ballots, so we could be here for a while. Fortunately, the issue here is a matter of time and not legitimacy as in 2000. (And, thankfully, Nader was tossed off the ballot in Ohio.)

Nationwide, CNN reports that Bush has 58,301,702 votes to Kerry's 54,784,298 votes. Bush has 254 electoral votes, while Kerry has 252. Iowa, New Mexico, and Ohio are still up in the air. In Iowa, Bush has the lead by 15,625 votes; in New Mexico, Bush is ahead by 11,620 votes; and of course, in Ohio, Bush is ahead by 136,221 votes. Here's what could happen: if Bush wins Ohio, that will give him 274 electoral votes and the win. If Kerry wins Ohio, that will give him 272 electoral votes and the win. Ohio is key here, and it looks like it will be going to Bush.

FOXNews has a different projection. They have Bush at 269 votes and Kerry at 242 votes, having already called Ohio for Bush. If Kerry wins all the "too close to call" states, that will give him 27 electoral votes, and the score will be tied 269 to 269. In that instance, the House of Representatives will decide who the new president is once they reconvene in January. The House has a Republican majority, so Bush will win the election there (is there any doubt now that the electoral college is a bad idea?).

Any way you count it, only a miracle will give Kerry the win. In the meantime, Ohio is returning to the nineteenth century. Mark my words: Issue 1 will hurt Ohio businesses as young, hip, intelligent, and tech-enabled people decide to move somewhere more progressive, turning Ohio into more of a backwoods swamp.

November 1, 2004

Republicans play dirty

Republicans in the Ohio have been priming for election day by preparing to contest voter eligibility in every county in the state. Under Ohio state law, an observer may contest the eligibility of a voter if he believes that voter to be ineligible to vote. The goal was for the Republican party to have observers in every county, ready to contest eligibility. It takes time to prove eligibility, which means longer wait times, which means longer lines. When people see longer lines, they get discouraged and leave. That's the Republican plan.

Hamilton County resident Marian Spencer and others filed suit against Ohio Secretary of State J. Kenneth Blackwell, attempting to get Blackwell to prohibit challengers at polling places. (Blackwell, as Secretary of State, would be the only person in a position to deliver such an order, since the Secretary of State is in charge of elections.) The case was decided on November 1 in the U.S. Court of the Southern District of Ohio. It is called Spencer v. Blackwell.

Spencer contends that the Republican party is attempting to surreptitiously disenfranchise African-American voters, since

of the 251 challengers listed in Plaintiffs' exhibit 3, two-thirds of them filed to be challengers in predominantly African-American precincts. The evidence presented at the hearing reflects that 14% of new voters in a majority white location will face a challenger listed in Plaintiffs' exhibit 3, but 97% of new voters in a majority African-American voting location will see such a challenger.

Whoa! That's quite a disparity! Republicans (and yes, they are Republicans, as represented by the Hamilton County Republican Party) are challenging African-American voters because most African-Americans vote Democrat.

Also at issue was the procedure for challenging a voter, as there is no uniform standard for who a challenger may challenge, except that "challengers may challenge only in good faith and may not blanket challenge or randomly challenge voters." In spite of this "good faith" instruction sent to all precincts by Secretary Blackwell, the District Court notes that "[t]here are no guidelines or directions regarding what constitutes a good faith challenge nor what quantum of delay is sufficient to exclude a challenger from the polls nor what behavior may be intimidating to voters."

Spencer argues that Ohio's law allowing voters to challenge other voters "places an undue burden on voters and impedes their right to vote." The court agreed that challengers -- who have never before entered polling places -- could present a problem through intimidation and backing up lines. (The statute allowing voters to challenge other voters is a little-known statute exploited just in this election.) It went on further to declare the statute unconstitutional, since it was not narrowly tailored to serve a compelling state interest. The court issed an injuncion barring challengers from appearing at polling places. No doubt this will be appealed to the Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals, conveniently located right in Cincinnati!

Most interestingly, Scott informed me that Republicans in the state of Florida are not contesting registration in largely Hispanic precincts there, since Hispanics Cuban immigrants tend to vote Republican! I've gotten quite sick of Republican tricks to try and get people to not vote. What does this say about them? That's they're willing to resort to cheating and dirty tricks, circumventing the fair electoral process just to get their candidate elected? It also shows that they're scared, that they don't trust their candidate to garner the votes fairly, on his own, without any foul play. It's like Nixon all over again.

Cincinnati is reprehensible

Living as close to Cincinnati as I do, I take a vested interest in what's happening in Porkopolis. Issue 3 is very interesting and it's sparked a lot of controversy during this election.

Back in 1993, Cincinnati City Council passed -- and ostensibly, the voters approved -- an amendment to the city charter known as Article XII. It reads thus:

The city of Cincinnati and its various boards and Commissions may not enact, adopt, enforce or administer any ordinance, regulation, rule or policy which provides that homosexual, lesbian or bisexual orientation, status, conduct, or relationship constitutes, entitles, or otherwise provides a person with the basis to have any claim or minority or protected status, quota preference or other preferential treatment.

The rest of the charter prohibits discrimination against other minorities, but this amendment to the charter specifically removes that prohibition for one particular group: homosexuals. Why would Cincinnati do this? Well, why does Cincinnati do any of the things it does? People who live there tell me that this kind of stuff is typical of the bigotry and narrow-sightedness that exists there.

Now, the Chamber of Commerce and other groups have collected enough signatures to put this issue on the ballot: repeal Article XII or no? The Chamber of Commerce wants it gone because Article XII hurts business:

"We think it's bad for business in terms of lost business in the convention area. We think it's bad for business in limiting our ability to recruit talent and keep the best talent," said Michael Fischer, of the Greater Cincinnati Chamber of Commerce, "in particular in the young and creative class." (Source)

Man, you should see the commercials they've come out with. An anti-Issue 3 group has come out with advertisements insisting that repealing Article XII constitutes "special rights." These commercials feature a smarmy woman talking about how Issue 3 is about "special rights," and she concludes, "What part of 'no' don't they understand?" She needs to be punched in the mouth.

Opponents of Issue 3 insist that discrimination based on sexual orientation is a moral issue, not a legal one, and that equating the black civil rights movements of the 1960s with the current gay civil rights movements is incorrect. Here's what proponents of Article XII have to say:

Nothing in the present law prevents any member of the Cincinnati Chamber of Commerce from hiring anyone who is sexually deviant. Again, what the proposed Issue 3 would do, is to enable City Council to pass an Ordinance to deny basic freedoms to everyone else: The Freedom to not hire those whose personal conduct is deemed offensive or immoral; the Freedom to determine who will come on one's own property; the Freedom to practice Biblically based Western Religion.

We are not suggesting reviving the stoning pits of the Old Testament. But one certainly has a right not to be forced to spend one's money to hire someone who flaunts an intention to act in a manner that for at least 3,000 years has been considered an abomination in Western theology. This is obvious to anyone not suffering from the most pathological and subjective form of "Tunnel Vision." (Source)

Yikes! And all of that capitalization is as it appears in the original! As I have explained before, using a religious argument in a secular state doesn't fly. "Tradition" and "morality" are not defenses to a legal argument about discrimination against homosexuals, as Lawrence v. Texas has proven.

But wait: Ohio gets worse! A statewide initiative called Issue 1 would add the following amendment to Ohio's constitution:

Only a union between one man and one woman may be a marriage valid in or recognized by this state and its political subdivisions. This state and its political subdivisions shall not create or recognize a legal status for relationships of unmarried individuals that intends to approximate the design, qualities, significance or effect of marriage.

Okay, so it's an anti-gay marriage amendment. So what? Well, you'd better read carefully to fully understand what the implications of this amendment are. The particular language of this amendment would have the following effects: 1) common-law marriages would become illegal; and 2) state institutions (like Miami University, for example, or any state university) would be prohibited from extending marriage-like benefits to unmarried homosexual couples. Oh, and by the way, homosexual couples can't even get the benefit of a "civil union." They get nothing.

Is there any good reason for this amendment? Only if you're a Bible-thumper with a morbid fear of homosexuality. I can only guess that prohibiting state entities from extending benefits to unmarried couples is some sort of punishment upon homosexuals for being homosexuals ("How dare you even think of getting married! Perverts!"). While Miami University enacted domestic partner benefits in July of this year, the passage of Issue 1 would nullify those benefits.

How radical is Issue 1? Even the very Republican governor, Bob Taft (who would have supported a standard anti-gay marriage amendment), wants you to vote "no" on Issue 1. Miami University enacted domestic partner benefits after recognizing that it could lose potential employees without them. Ohio, which is trying desperately to become a new center of industry and technology, will only hurt itself if Issue 1 passes. Progressive-thinking people do not want to live in a state with laws like Issue 1. They will move somewhere else and Ohio will continue its slow economic decline. (If the equal rights argument doesn't sway you, maybe the economic one will.) And if Bob Taft says it's too radical ... well, maybe it's too radical.