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January 31, 2006

Alito confirmed

Judge Samuel A. Alito, Jr. will soon become Justice Alito at a swearing-in ceremony later today. Through a 58-42 vote, Alito became the next Supreme Court justice, replacing Sandra Day O'Connor. Democrats attempted a filibuster of Alito yesterday, but a bipartisan (!) vote ended it. Some Democrats voted to end the filibuster with the rationale that Alito was going to be confirmed, anyway, and the Senate has more pressing matters to attend to.

The Bush administration has fulfilled its promise to its Evangelical Protestant constitutents: it has moved the Supreme Court rightward. Additionally, any cases that Sandra Day O'Connor may have heard in oral arguments, but have not yet had opinions released, may need to be re-argued. O'Connor's vote no longer counts in cases where an opinion has not yet been issued.

Goodie.

January 30, 2006

'We value the Constitution'

At a USA PATRIOT Act rally in Buffalo in April, President Bush said this:

Now, by the way, any time you hear the United States government talking about wiretap, it requires -- a wiretap requires a court order. Nothing has changed, by the way. When we're talking about chasing down terrorists, we're talking about getting a court order before we do so. It's important for our fellow citizens to understand, when you think Patriot Act, constitutional guarantees are in place when it comes to doing what is necessary to protect our homeland, because we value the Constitution.

This quote has been played at least five times a day on The Al Franken Show, but surprisingly, there are some people who haven't heard this quotation before. The point of the sound bite is that, in April 2005 when Bush made that statement, he was engaged in wiretapping without a court order. President Bush was completely, unabashedly lying to the American people. No spin is possible. No backtracking is possible. He said it, and it wasn't true.

One of Al Franken's guests today was Timothy Lynch of the Cato Institute. Though a convservative think-tank, the Cato Institute is old-school conservatism, meaning it wants the government to keep its big nose out of everyone's business, and it's very upset about the president's warrantless wiretapping program. Commenting on the president's attitude that we should trust him when it comes to deciding who to wiretap, Lynch said, "The Constitution is based on the idea that we don't trust anyone in power." Wow! What a guy! Later, he acknowledged that the government should be allowed to conduct certain activities in secret; however, "one branch doesn't decide for itself what those secrets will be." Lynch demands some sort of oversight and balance among the three branches of government in matters of secrecy. Remember that Congress wasn't even informed about the warrantless wiretapping. No one knew about it except the highest members of the executive branch.

This president -- and by president, I mean Dick Cheney -- has nothing but contempt for the legislature. Even as a senator from Wyoming, Cheney tried to dilute the power of the legislature. If there's anyone who wants to be a unitary executive, it's Cheney.

January 27, 2006

Gilmore loses appeal

Remember John Gilmore? He's the co-founder of the Electronic Frontier Foundation and tech millionaire who sued the federal government for its secret law requiring airline passengers to present government-issued photo identification. The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco released its opinion in the case.

Man, if anyone accused the Ninth Circuit Court of being a liberal, activist bastion, that person needs to be slapped a lot. The Ninth Circuit Court upheld the government's secret law.

In its unanimous opinion in Gilmore v. Gonzales, 04-15736 (formerly Gilmore v. Ashcroft), a three-judge panel agreed that the secret law was legal. After addressing prosaic issues of jurisdiction (the Ninth Circuit ruled that it did have jurisdiction to hear the case), the court next addressed issues of standing. Gilmore objected not only to the secret identification law, but also to requiring extensive searches in order to board the plane. He also suggested that, in the abstract, his ability to travel was hampered not only by airlines, but also train and bus companies, who also require identification. The Justice Department argued that since Gilmore refused to submit to a search, and did not actually attempt to travel by bus or train, he did not suffer "injury in fact" in those instances. The Ninth Circuit agreed, saying that Gilmore had standing to challenge only the identification requirement and only as it pertains to airlines.

The Ninth Circuit suggested that it didn't matter whether or not the text of the law was secret; he was still informed of its existence:

He alleged that several airline personnel asked him for identification and informed him of the identification policy. They told him that in order to board the aircraft, he must either present identification or be subject to a “selectee" search. He also saw a sign in front of United Airlines’ ticketing counter that read “PASSENGERS MUST PRESENT IDENTIFICATION UPON INITIAL CHECK-IN.” Although Gilmore was not given the text of the identification policy due to the Security Directive’s classification as SSI, he was nonetheless accorded adequate notice given that he was informed of the policy and how to comply.

The court cites a 2000 case called Forbes v. Napolitano as support for this opinion. In that case, the Ninth Circuit ruled that people do not need to be able to read the actual statute; rather, they need only "be given a reasonable opportunity to discern whether their conduct is proscribed so they can choose whether or not to comply with the law." Thus, the combination of verbal statements and signs, in the opinion of the court, is "reasonable opportunity" to indicate that he must present identification. Never mind the fact that the airline employees or signs could be lying about the statute; also, the signs do not indicate that whether or not it is a government statute or an airline policy that is being enforced. The Ninth Circuit's opinion essentially says that individuals do not have a right to read the text of the law; they need only be given the assurance that the law exists and be offered enough information about the unlawful activities so that they can decide whether or not to comply with the law. "Trust us, the law says X." Trust you? Trust you? As a citizen, it is my right to read the law in its entirety! Not to read a synopsis of the law, or the Readers Digest condensed version, or even to rely on someone's assurance that the law says X. The Ninth Circuit has made a big mistake, here.

The court next tossed out Gilmore's assertion that he has a "constitutional right to travel" and the Justice Department's identification requirement, by infringing upon his ability to travel by commercial airline, infringes upon his right to travel. This was the correct thing to do, as "the Constitution does not guarantee the right to travel by any particular form of transportation." The court is also correct that "it does not follow that Defendants violated his right to travel, given that other forms of travel remain possible." That was a silly assertion for Gilmore to make in the first place.

While the court denies the existence of a "constitutional right to travel" it acknowledges the existence of a "right to interstate travel" as established in the 1999 Ninth Circuit case Miller v. Reed. There, the court ruled that denying a person a drivers license -- thus denying a person one form of interstate travel -- does not deny a person all forms of interstate travel.

The court was also correct in criticizing Gilmore's assertion that a "harsh penalty" is imposed upon people who do not present identification. There is no stautory penalty; rather, the person is simply not permitted to board the airplane. The person is free to leave the airport, and the person is not arrested. The inability to board an airplane is not a "harsh penalty."

What is most detrimental here is the court's assertion that secret laws are okay and requiring identification as a prerequisite for travel is okay. The court also missed the boat on the larger issue of requiring a government-issued identification -- which costs money -- in order to travel. This does not comport with the Fourteenth Amendment's "equal protection" clause, as it penalizes those who cannot afford government-issued IDs. If Gilmore were smarter, he would have gone to a bus station and a train station to demonstrate that several modes of interstate transportation are impeded by a lack of identification, thus severely impeding a person's "right to interstate travel." Also, IDs are required for many government services outside of travel. Due process is also denied here, as U.S. citizens should not be required to pay for identification that they need to access vital services. In other countries, IDs are free because they are so necessary.

Thus, it appears that the government may enforce laws that citizens are not allowed to the text of or even the existence of, as long as adequate display is made of some of the parts of the law. A Readers Digest condensed version of the law is okay.

This is not okay. It is not good for a democracy to permit the enforcement of laws that citizens are not allowed to read. "Don't worry, we'll tell you what the law says." No, I am going to worry. I don't want a government that isn't interested in protecting my rights telling me what the law is without allowing me see it! It's a hearkening back to the days of the Catholic Church, when the Bible wasn't available to the masses, and people were expected to trust the priest's interpretation of the Bible. Once the printing press allowed people to read it for themselves, guess what? There was a lot of disagreement about the interpretation. They were dealing with heaven and hell; now, we're only dealing with earthly law, so we should have no less a standard.

January 26, 2006

More junk patents

Four years ago, Amazon.com patented "One-Click Shopping." At about the same time, a British company patented the "hyperlink." Companies routinely patent ridiculous inventions or processes so they can use those patents as leverage in the future. Junk technology patents are so common that Slashdot even has a category just for junk patent stories. The patent system is broken, as a recent study revealed that there are mistakes in 98% of U.S. patents that might affect that patent's enforceability; but beyond those mistakes, patents are issued for things at are either clearly prior art (one of the things that is un-patentable is an invention that has already been widely used before you tried to patent it; this is called "prior art")

Here are some things that have been patented in the last year:

And, today, Cingular was awarded a patent for the emoticon:

The method and system described in the patent allows a user of a mobile phone (or other device) to select a displayable icon, such as an emoticon, that indicates the mood or emotion of the user or conveys other information independent of text. In some embodiments, the selected displayable icon is inserted into a text message or screen, such as an instant message, chat screen, or user text field.

Realistically, Cingular is not going to sue everyone who uses a smiley face in an IM conversation without paying them first, although that is now their right. Patents are used as leverage, but they can also be used to stifle innovation and create collusion. A sample conversation between an executive at Cingular and an executive at Yahoo:

Cingular: Hey, what's going on?

Yahoo: Oh, nothing much. There's a lot of problems with our software, but I decided to take the morning off. I'm playing Yahtzee now. Man, it's so hard to get a Yahtzee! It's like, I get four of a kind and then I can't get a fifth one, and I already have four of a kind, so I have to take a 0 for the Yahtzee.

Cingular: That's great. Listen: you heard that we got the patent for emoticons, right?

Yahoo: What? They actually awarded you that patent? I thought it was ridiculous when Amazon got the patent for customer reviews, but I guess anything's possible. Are you guys still spending lots of money defeating patent reform?

Cingular: Hells, yes! Innovation is expensive, and it costs me valuable time that I could be spending at the golf course or watching Desperate Housewives on my video iPod.

Yahoo: Desperate Housewives?

Cingular: Okay, so it was a screener copy of King Kong that I got from BitTorrent.

Yahoo: Wait a second -- isn't that illegal?

[Laughter.]

Cingular: Oh, man, you crack me up. Seriously, though: we've got the patent on emoticons and we were wondering something.

Yahoo: Yeah?

Cingular: We don't want you offering VoIP or anything like that Google Talk. If people start making phone calls over the Internet, then they won't pay us exorbitant cell phone fees on an archaic rate structure with Draconian penalties for doing anything we don't like.

Yahoo: Okay, but what's in it for us?

Cingular: Well, when we start our litigation against instant messaging companies for using emoticons without paying us, maybe . . . well, all I'm saying is that maybe Yahoo will be accidentally left off the list.

Yahoo: Ohh, I see. So, if we kill voice over the Internet so that you can retain your outdated business model, you won't sue us for using a technology that was dubiously patented by you?

Cingular: I wish you could see me touching my nose with my finger.

Yahoo: Well, since there's no voice calls over the Internet, there won't be any video calls over the Internet, so it looks like I'll never see it!

[Laughter.]

Cingular: Hey, you want to come over to my mansion in Sunnyvale tonight? We're going to invite Nokia over, ply him with whiskey, and then convince him to disable all the cool technology in his new phone unless the customer pays us an outrageous subscription fee.

Yahoo: Dude, that sounds awesome! But I can't; Microsoft, Google, and me are getting together to talk about how we can get a market foothold in Iran. We figure we'll just censor everything but the "death to Israel" websites.

Cingular: Oh, man, dude. I don't know; that sounds like more fun than beating up on Nokia.

Yahoo: Well, there's tons of totalitarian regimes that need Internet access. I'll call you next time we talk with one. Hey, we're going to visit Saudi Arabia next week. Wanna come?

Cingular: Awesome! I'll be there. Okay, I have to go write up a patent for using a non-Roman font to insert the letters of my sorority into my instant messenger profile. I'll talk to you later.

Yahoo: Okay, dude. Later.

January 25, 2006

How Alberto Gonzales justifies warrantless wiretapping

In a speech at Georgetown University yesterday, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales again attempted to justify the Bush administration's warrantless wiretapping program. Here's a breakdown of how he does it, and why he's wrong.

I. "It's always been done"

Gonzales' first support for warrantless wiretapping is "it's always been done":

It has long been recognized that the President’s constitutional powers include the authority to conduct warrantless surveillance aimed at detecting and preventing armed attacks on the United States. Presidents have uniformly relied on their inherent power to gather foreign intelligence for reasons both diplomatic and military, and the federal courts have consistently upheld this longstanding practice.

The problem with this statement is that federal courts have not "consistently upheld" warrantless surveillance. David Greenberg, a professor at Rutgers University and a Slate columnist, wrote in an Oct. 11, 2001 column that "the journalist David Wise noted in his 1976 book The American Police State -- a book far more measured than its title suggests -- the constitutionality of wiretapping and bugging (which are not the same thing) has always been murky." An examination into the history of federal wiretapping reveals that courts have not been clear and consistent in their rulings about the legality of warrantless wiretapping.

Federal courts have ruled on the issue of warrantless wiretapping and then overruled themselves a few years later. The final report of the Church Committee, which investigated intelligence abuses during the Vietnam War era (and the recommendations of which later became the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1978, a.k.a. 50 U.S.C. 1801, et seq.), reflected a similar opinion. In 1967, the Supreme Court, in Katz v. United States, 389 U.S. 347, ruled that "the Fourth Amendment's warrant requirement did not apply to electronic surveillances." Six years later, the Court reversed itself. In United States v. United States District Court, 407 U.S. 297 (1972), the Supreme Court ruled that "the constitutional power of the President did not extend to authorizing warrantless electronic surveillance in cases involving threats to the 'domestic security.'" Prior to FISA, there was no standard or regulation for electronic surveillance, and "executive branch officials developed broad and ill-defined standards for the use of warrantless electronic surveillance," according to the Church Commitee report.

II. The president has the power to conduct warrantless electronic surveillance

Gonzales' second justification for warrantless wiretapping is that Congress, in its Oct. 2001 Authorization for the Use of Military Force, implicitly allowed the president to conduct such wiretapping:

The Resolution means that the President’s authority to use military force against those terrorist groups is at its maximum because he is acting with the express authorization of Congress. Thus, were we to employ the three-part framework of Justice Jackson’s concurring opinion in the Youngstown Steel Seizure case, the President’s authority falls within Category One, and is at its highest. He is acting “pursuant to an express or implied authorization of Congress,” and the President’s authority “includes all that he possesses in his own right [under the Constitution] plus all that Congress can” confer on him.

The "Youngstown Steel Seizure case" is Youngstown Sheet & Tube Co. v. Sawyer, 343 U.S. 579 (1952). In 1952, when a nationwide steel workers' strike was looming, the president seized control of U.S. steel mills in the name of national security. Guess what? The Supreme Court actually ruled that the president did not -- did you get that? -- did not have the authority to seize private steel mills, as, (1) "There is no statute which expressly or impliedly authorizes the President to take possession of this property as he did here," and (2) "Authority of the President to issue such an order in the circumstances of this case cannot be implied from the aggregate of his powers under Article II of the Constitution." Oh, and did I mention the third justification? "In its consideration of the Taft-Hartley Act in 1947, Congress refused to authorize governmental seizures of property as a method of preventing work stoppages and settling labor disputes."

Yes, that's right: in 1952 the Supreme Court concluded that the president could not seize U.S. steel mills -- even in the name of national security -- because he had no constitutional authority to do so, either express or implied, and Congress had already supplied a way to deal with the strike in the form of the Taft-Hartley Act.

Now, let's apply this case to the current situation. We have an instance in which the president is (1) given no stautory authority to conduct warrantless electronic surveillance; (2) the president is given no Constitutional authority to conduct such surveillance; and (3) there is already a statutory solution to the problem, in the form of the Federal Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1978. Using Alberto Gonzales' own example, we find that the example actually supports the opposite of Gonzales' opinion. Gonzales is quoting Justice Jackson's concurring opinion, not the Court's majority opinion. But even Justice Jackson's opinion goes against Gonzales' rationale!

Justice Jackson, in his concurring opinion, articulated three situations in which the president's and Congress' authority might be at odds. The first situation -- quoted by Gonzales -- is when the president "acts pursuant to an express or implied authorization of Congress." This is when, as Gonzales says (quoting Jackson's opinion), "his authority is at its maximum." But -- and perhaps Gonzales fell asleep before he got to this part of the opinion -- Jackson discounts President Truman's steel seizure as falling within the scope of Category One, "for it is conceded that no congressional authorization exists for this seizure." In Category Two, "the President acts in absence of either a congressional grant or denial of authority," and as a result, authority is uncertain, for the president and Congress may both have authority. In Category Three, "the President takes measures incompatible with the expressed or implied will of Congress." It is in this category that presidential power "is at its lowest ebb, for then he can rely only upon his own constitutional powers minus any constitutional powers of Congress over the matter. Courts can sustain exclusive presidential control in such a case only by disabling the Congress from acting upon the subject. Presidential claim to a power at once so conclusive and preclusive must be scrutinized with caution, for what is at stake is the equilibrium established by our constitutional system."

Again, Gonzales supports the opposite of his own opinion with his own example. President Bush suggests that his power is exclusive in this matter, which places this action in Category Three. Justice Jackson would actually disagree with Gonzales on this issue.

Nice try, Alberto. But not good enough. Some people actually read the court cases.

III. We need this to fight the War on Terr'

Gonzales' third justification is that warrantless surveillance is necessary for conducting the War on Terr' and the Supreme Court has affirmed that (sort of):

In [the Hamdi] case, the Supreme Court confirmed that the expansive language of the Resolution -- “all necessary and appropriate force” -- ensures that the congressional authorization extends to traditional incidents of waging war. And, just like the detention of enemy combatants approved in Hamdi, the use of communications intelligence to prevent enemy attacks is a fundamental and well-accepted incident of military force.

Unfortunately, Congress disagrees. The bipartisan Congressional Research Service released a 44-page memorandum [PDF] earlier this month, analyzing what it could of the president's warrantless wiretapping program. The conclusion of the Congressional Research Service is that most of the issues are murky. Legislation could be read in multiple ways; there is no clear distinction as to what is legal and what is not -- at least, it is not nearly as clear as Alberto Gonzales would have you believe it is. With the caveat that it doesn't know everything about the wiretapping program, since it is technically confidential, the Congressional Research Service concludes:

From the foregoing analysis, it appears unlikely that a court would hold that Congress has expressly or impliedly authorized the NSA electronic surveillance operations here under discussion, and it would likewise appear that, to the extent that those surveillances fall within the definition of “electronic surveillance” within the meaning of FISA or any activity regulated under Title III, Congress intended to cover the entire field with these statutes.

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While courts have generally accepted that the President has the power to conduct domestic electronic surveillance within the United States inside the constraints of the Fourth Amendment, no court has held squarely that the Constitution disables the Congress from endeavoring to set limits on that power. To the contrary, the Supreme Court has stated that Congress does indeed have power to regulate domestic surveillance, and has not ruled on the extent to which Congress can act with respect to electronic surveillance to collect foreign intelligence information. Given such uncertainty, the Administration’s legal justification, as presented in the summary analysis from the Office of Legislative Affairs, does not seem to be as well-grounded as the tenor of that letter suggests.

If Alberto Gonzales submitted this in a law school class, he'd get a "D." No professor would accept these reasons as grounds for warrantless electronic surveillance, so why should the American people?

Is it irony yet?

The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) is being accused of illegally copying a film submitted to it for a rating. You'll recall, of course, that MPAA is one of the bodies behind more Draconian copyright infringement laws. But when it comes down to it, MPAA feels that the laws shouldn't apply to it, only to smaller entities that can't match MPAA's litigation power.

In the end, intellectual property disputes are all about who can out-sue who. Small companies that want to make money with ridiculous patents sue other small companies, which give in and settle out of court. This creates a war chest for the other company, which it will then use to sue larger companies. Cf. SCO, the company that holds the copyright on Unix, an operating system originally developed by AT&T in 1970. SCO makes its money licensing software and suing companies that refuse to license its software. SCO made a big mistake when it tried to sue IBM, alleging that IBM used Linux -- which allegedly contained code taken from Unix -- in some of its software distributions. SCO eventually dropped the case, though, when IBM refused to settle and SCO was unable to prove that Unix code was used in the creation of Linux. IBM, unlike the other companies SCO dealt with, called SCO's bluff, and SCO was forced to concede that it didn't have any winning cards.

How'd you like that poker metaphor?

The MPAA admitted making unauthorized copies of This Film Is Not Yet Rated, an expose of how the MPAA rating system works. (Incidentally, the rating system is very convoluted. Ratings are not enforcable by law, although they are enforcable by theater chains' own policies. As movie theater companies consolidate, diversity decreases. I think in the Berkeley/Emeryville/Oakland area, all the major theaters are owned by either United Artists -- a member of the Regal Entertainment Group, which includes Regal Cinemas, Edwards Cinemas, and the movie-ticket website Fandango -- or AMC. Many theater chains have a policy of not showing unrated films, meaning that if a director wants his film to be distributed commercially, he'll have to cough up the thousands of dollars required to get a rating from MPAA. This conglomeration of large theater chains allows MPAA to extort money out of anyone who wants to get a film distributed. Don't want to pay? Fine. You don't get a rating. And if you don't get a rating, then no one will show your film. This isn't such a problem for films produced by major studios, but if you're a more indie filmmaker, then the cost of getting a rating can be as much as the cost of your entire production.)

Who got the money?

Congressional Republicans, in an attempt to deflect some of the fallout of the Jack Abramoff scandal, have decided that their collective talking points will be, "Oh yeah? Well, Democrats took money, too!" Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean has said that not a single Democrat received a dime of Abramoff money. What's the deal, here?

It all depends on how you define "money from Abramoff." Jack Abramoff is being indicted for -- and has pled guilty to -- offering legislators money or other things of value in exchange for political favors. That's bribery, and it's illegal. Abramoff personally bribed legislators to the tune of $127,000, according to Bloomberg News.

And who got this money? Apparently, money directly from Abramoff went only to Republicans.

Abramoff also gave money to other lobbying firms and it was these lobbying firms who gave a total of $1.4 million to over 200 senators and representatives, Democrats and Republicans. The issue, though, is one of legality: while it is morally reprehensible for congressmen to take campaign donations from anyone, it is also illegal to take personal favors or money in addition to campaign donations. This is the picayune detail: Democrats accepted campaign contributions from Abramoff clients and related firms; Republicans did the same, but they also accepted money and favors directly from Abramoff.

In the end, though, who cares? The story here is not who accepted money, but the fact that money was accepted at all! The election finance system is broken, and it's bad for Democrats to be accepting money from XYZ Corporation into their election coffers in exchange for favorable legislation toward XYZ Corporation. (The NRA and Big Tobacco, for example, give to both Democrats and Republicans.) The Howard Dean debate about whether or not Democrats got money is moot: the point is that this bribery on a massive scale was allowed to happen, and that is what we should be outraged about.

January 24, 2006

This just in

Judge Samuel A. Alito, Jr. was approved by the Senate Judiciary Commitee and will now proceed to the full Senate for an up-or-down vote. The vote was along party lines, with the 10 Republicans on the committee voting for Alito and the 8 Democrats voting against.

But Alito presents many problems. One of them is his opinion of abortion, which has conveniently changed over the years. In 1985, he suggested that the Constitution doesn't protect a right to privacy. When asked the same question two weeks ago, he said that it definitely did. As a judge with the Third Circuit Court, Alito was the sole dissenter when the court struck down a Pennsylvania law requiring women to notify their husbands before having an abortion.

At Princeton University, Alito belonged to an organization that was opposed to letting more minorities and women into Princeton.

As a junior partner of the Reagan Justice Department, he helped craft the wrong-headed "unitary executive" interpretation of the Constitution, which says that the president is more powerful than the legislature or the judiciary.

When he first applied for the job on the Third Circuit Court, Alito was asked if he had any conflicts of interest in which he might have to recuse himself. He mentioned that some of his money was being managed by Vanguard, an investment/securities company, and that he would recuse himself if Vanguard were a party to any case heard by the Third Circuit. Vanguard was twice a party to cases heard by the Third Circuit and Alito didn't recuse himself in either case.

Bush is attempting to present Alito as "mainstream," though it is clear that his opinions are more radical than we are being led to believe. In a CNN/Gallup Poll conducted between Jan. 6 and Jan. 8, 53% of respondents identified themselves as "pro-choice." While not a huge majority, it's still a majority. (Although, if you're President Bush, it's a landslide!)

January 23, 2006

Weekend bag o'stuff

Friends is returning to television in four two-hour specials this season. Wait a second. They canceled Malcolm in the Middle and The West Wing, but Friends is coming back? Further proof that either (1) there is no God; or (2) He hates all of us.

The broadcast flag is back. Under the Digital Content Protection Act of 2006, the FCC would have the authority to mandate that all devices capable of receiving a digital signal must respect broadcast flags in the signal. (A broadcast flag is a little piece of data encoded in the signal that tells the receiving device how the signal can be used. For example, a broadcast flag might say "don't allow a TiVo to record me" or "don't allow any downstream devices to intercept me," and the device would have to respect that.)

President Bush's State of the Union address is Jan. 31 at 9 PM EST. Please review the rules for the State of the Union Address Drinking Game 2006.

BATS Improv provides hilarious improv comedy in San Francisco for only twelve dollars! And since their theater is in Fort Mason Center, parking is free! Holy crap! Jared and I actually saved money by not taking public transportation! BATS is currently engaged in its "Rock 'n' Roll Theatresports," a multi-week contest among teams of all the BATS improv artists. Teams compete to win the Rock 'n' Roll Theatresports Finals on Feb. 25. Be there!

January 20, 2006

DOJ whitepaper justifying warrantless surveillance

Yesterday, the Justice Department released its most detailed white paper yet [PDF] on the legal justification for warrantless electronic surveillance.

According to The New York Times, the document relies heavily on Congress' Sept. 14, 2001 resolution authorizing the president to use "all necessary and appropriate force against those nations, organizations, or persons he determines planned, authorized, committed, or aided the terrorist attacks that occurred on September 11, 2001, or harbored such organizations or persons."

The white paper also relies on the "unitary executive" interpretation of Article II of the Constitution. This interpretation is a relatively new school of thought that says that the executive is the most powerful branch of government, more so than the legislature or the judiciary, and if he needs to supercede those bodies -- especially in a time of war -- then he is justified in doing so. This interpretation is flawed, because the Constitution makes no distinction about presidential powers in times of war; such an interpretation is invented by those who wish to justify great presidential powers. Like the legislature's powers, the executive's powers are enumerated, and if a power isn't listed specifically, then the executive doesn't have it. The only thing Article II says about war is, "The President shall be commander in chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the militia of the several states, when called into the actual service of the United States." It mentions nothing about presidential power being greater during time of war, and I believe that the writers of the Constitution intended it that way.

The white paper suggests that the president, "as Commander in Chief and sole organ for the Nation in foreign affairs," is allowed to conduct warrantless electronic surveillance in the name of "disrupt[ing] armed attacks on the United States." The white paper also misconstrues FISA. The paper claims that FISA "also contemplates that Congress may authorize such surveillance by a statute other than FISA," and the Sept. 2001 Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) is just such a statute, and thus, the surveillance is being conducted under the authority of AUMF by way of FISA. Except, that's not what FISA says. While FISA says it is a criminal act if a person "engages in electronic surveillance under color of law except as authorized by statute," FISA also says that the president can only engage in warrantless surveillance in three specific instances "notwithstanding any other law" (emphasis mine). "Notwithstanding" means "despite." In regular English, the sentences reads, "Despite what any other law might say, the president may only engage in warrantless electronic surveillance blah blah blah." 18 U.S.C. 2511(2)(f) also says that "procedures in this chapter or chapter 121 and the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1978 shall be the exclusive means by which electronic surveillance, as defined in section 101 of such Act, and the interception of domestic wire, oral, and electronic communications may be conducted." Note the words "exclusive means." Meaning that there is no lawful procedure for conducting domestic surveillance outside of the procedures set forth in chapter 119 or chapter 121 of Title 18 or FISA. Was that clear enough? FISA is in conflict with the AUMF, and as the older law, FISA wins, unless AUMF specifically amended FISA to include an exception, which it didn't.

The white paper also relies on a Supreme Court interpretation of the president as the "sole organ" of the nation's foreign affairs. But foreign affairs aren't the issue, here. No one is suggesting that the president doesn't have the authority to conduct wholly foreign surveillance. Even FISA says that wholly foreign surveillance is fine. What isn't fine and what the argument is really about is the president's authority to conduct domestic surveillance or surveillance that involves "United States persons." That's where FISA comes in. The president's foreign authority is not at issue; rather, his authority to spy on Americans or people residing in America is at issue.

And yet the Bush administration touts its ability to be above the law. In this week's Time, Andrew Sullivan discusses the implications of presidential "signing statements," which are little statements the president can add to legislation as he signs it. This president is using them to put in writing how he will choose to enforce a particular law, and how he might make exemptions for himself or others. For example, he signed into law a bill containing John McCain's anti-torture amendment. However, at the end, Bush added a stipulation: "The executive branch shall construe Title X in Division A of this Act, relating to detainees, in a manner consistent with the constitutional authority of the President to supervise the unitary executive branch and as Commander in Chief and consistent witrh the constitutional limitations on the judicial power." Sullivan replies:

Translation: if the President believes torture is warranted to protect the country, he'll violate the law and authorize torture. If the courts try to stop him, he'll ignore them too. This wasn't quibbling or spinning. Like the old English kings who insisted that Parliament could not tell them what to do, Bush all but declared himself above a law he signed. One professor who specializes in this constitutional area, Philip J. Cooper of Portland State University in Oregon, has described the power grabs as "breathtaking."

Sullivan later reveals that Samuel Alito, as a member of Reagan's Justice Department, invented the "unitary executive" interpretation in 1986. He suggested in a memorandum that the president has just as much control over legislation as the legislature, "[s]ince the president's approval is just as important as that of the House or Senate."

If it ever gets to the Supreme Court, I'm relatively confident that the court would rule the same as it did for the line-item veto under Clinton: unconstitutional. The Constitution says the president can either sign a bill or veto it. He is not given the power to veto just the parts he dislikes, and he is not given the power to alter a bill in any way. The Constitution is quite clear on this issue -- so clear that it is the first sentence of Article I: "All legislative powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States." Not given fifty-fifty to the president and Congress. All of the legislative power belongs to Congress. Altering a bill so as to change its scope and enforcement is altering the legislation, and the executive has no such authority. The "unitary executive" has no basis in the Constitution and was fabricated out of whole cloth in order to grant the president greater powers.

Legally, we are not at war. While we may be in "a state of armed conflict," Congress has never formally drafted articles of war. That keeps things nice and ambiguous. We're fighting enemies in foreign countries, but we're not at war. We may in a "state of war," but we're not "at war." The president gets all the authority given to a Commander in Chief in a time of war with the advantage being that we don't have to follow traditional rules of warfare since we're not technically or legally at war. The Bush administration has relied on an ambiguity -- either maliciously or through ignorance - of legal language in order to get its points across. We can be at war without being at war; the president can have authorities that he doesn't have; and we can be spying without spying -- at least, as long as no one knows about it.

January 19, 2006

ACLU sues NSA

If you're a member of the ACLU, this is old news to you, since you probably receive those periodic updates in your email.

For everyone else, here's the scoop: the ACLU is leading the charge in a lawsuit against the National Security Agency (NSA) over the NSA's warrantless wiretaps. Read more about the ACLU's lawsuit. Read the legal complaint, American Civil Liberties Union v. National Security Agency [PDF]. The case was filed in U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Michigan, Southern Division. The ACLU is asking for relief in the form of (1) a statement that the NSA's spying program is unlawful, and (2) a permanent injunction enjoining the NSA from conducting its warrantless electronic surveillance activities.

FISA allows the president, through the Attorney General, to conduct electronic foreign intelligence surveillance without a court order in the following three instances:

  1. to conduct surveillance in an "emergency situation" provided the FISA court is given a retroactive application to conduct such surveillance within 72 hours of the beginning of the surveillance;
  2. to conduct surveillance for up to one year if the Attorney General certifies, in writing and under oath, that the surveillance is directly solely at foreign powers and that "there is no substantial likelihood that the surveillance will acquire the contents of any communication to which a United States person is a party"; and,
  3. to conduct surveillance for fifteen days of a formal declaration of war by Congress

ACLU alleges that the NSA's surveillance activities are not covered by any of the above three situations. The FISA court received no applications, ever; the attorney general never certified anything; and there was never a formal declaration of war by Congress.

Also, an interesting point brought up today on The Ed Schultz Show: if the president is content to engage in surveillance without the appropriate court orders, then why is he pushing for renewal of the USA PATRIOT Act?

Bush to Google: 'If you weren't searching for porn, then why did you turn SafeSearch off?'

News surfaced today that the Bush administration, in its misguided War on Porn, asked a federal judge to force Google to comply with a subpoena requesting a "random sampling" of 1 million search queries submitted over the course of a week.

The Bush administration claims that the information will be used to see how often users search for pornography. Unsurprisingly, Microsoft, AOL, and Yahoo readily complied with similar subpoenas. Only Google went to court to challenge its subpoena.

The Justice Department is trying to defend 1998's Child Online Protection Act [PDF]. The act was challenged by the ACLU in Pennsylvania in 2000. The Third Circuit Court ruled in favor of the ACLU. COPA prohibits web publishers from allowing minors access to obscene material, but the Supreme Court -- which heard the case in May, 2002 (Ashcroft v. ACLU, 535 U.S. 564) -- sent the case back to the Third Circuit Court for further review. The obscenity standard takes into account "contemporary community standards" in determining what is obscene, but what is such a standard on the Internet? The Supremes didn't answer the question of whether or not COPA was overbroad; rather, they sent the case back to determine "whether COPA suffers from substantial overbreadth for reasons other than its use of community standards, whether the statute is unconstitutionally vague, or whether the statute survives strict scrutiny." The disputed section of COPA is known to history as 47 U.S.C. 231.

The Bush administration argues that COPA is "more effective than filtering software in protecting minors from exposure to harmful materials on the Internet." CNet reports, "Records from search logs would help to understand the behavior of Web users and estimate how frequently they encounter pornography, the motion says. For instance, Internet addresses obtained from the search engines could be tested against filtering programs to evaluate their effectiveness."

January 18, 2006

Right to die dealt with

Back in 2001, the state of Oregon enacted, by voter referendum, a law permitting physician-assisted suicide. New Attorney General John Ashcroft, an Evangelical Protestant, didn't much like the idea of assisted suicide, so he tried to illegalize Oregon's referendum, but since he didn't have a legal leg to stand on, it didn't work.

Ashcroft's next trick was to sanction physicians who used federally controlled drugs to induce death in patients who wanted to die. This was the subject of Ashcroft v. Oregon, which later became Gonzales v. Oregon, 04-623.

The Supreme Court ruled 6-3 on Tuesday that the Controlled Substances Act of 1970 could not be used to punish doctors who prescribed federally controlled drugs in order to euthanize patients who wanted to die. Chief Justice Roberts and Justices Scalia and Thomas dissented. This is a victory for the "right to die" crowd, who gained steam after the Terri Schiavo fiasco of last March. The "any life is a good life" motto of the Religious Right doesn't seem to be the prevailing opinion anymore. And that's good, unless you're John Ashcroft.

Today, the court released its opinion in Ayotte v. Planned Parenthood of New England, 04-1144. You'll recall that I wrote about this case in May, when the court granted certiorari.

Ayotte is about the legality of parental consent laws. Under a New Hampshire statute enacted in 2003, any unemancipated minor wanting to have an abortion performed was required to notify her parents at least 48 hours in advance of having the procedure. One of the things that I said would irk the justices was that the New Hampshire statute made no provision for saving the life of the mother. The Supreme Court mandated in 2000 that any abortion regulations had to make an exception for saving the life of the mother. As it turns out, I was right.

The Supreme Court made three conclusions in its opinion today:

  1. Parental notification laws are, generally speaking, constitutional. States have the right to require minors to notify their parents prior to a non-emergency abortion. Justice O'Connor, writing for the unanimous court, noted, "States unquestionably have the right to require parental involvement when a minor considers terminating her pregnancy, because of their 'strong and legitimate interest in the welfare of [their] young citizens, whose immaturity, inexperience, and lack of judgment may sometimes impair their ability to exercise their rights wisely.'"
  2. States cannot restrict access to abortions in the event of an emergency where an abortion may be required to save the mother's life.
  3. In this specific instance, New Hampshire's statute is unconstitutional in as far as it makes no explicit exception for allowing an abortion to save the mother's life.

The court's ultimate ruling was that it vacated the First Circuit Court's decision -- that the law was unconstitutional -- and remanded the case to the First Circuit with the stipulation that the whole law doesn't have to go, just the parts that leave out access to emergency abortions. Justice O'Connor wrote that, while the lower courts chose "the most blunt remedy" of invalidating the entire statute, the Supreme Court would rather have lower courts issue injunctive relief than "have invalidated the law wholesale."

This brings up a curious question, however. Why did New Hampshire leave out such an obvious part of its statute? New Hampshire maintained that a variety of state and local laws would protect physicians from prosecution if they performed emergency abortions without notification, but the justices were still concerned that the statute lacked an explicit exemption. Would it have been so hard for the New Hampshire legislature to insert an exemption into the statute?

The Supreme Court vacated the First Circuit decision and sent this back for more review. What was the "legislative intent" of the New Hampshire law? Why was there no exemption? Did the New Hampshire legislature intend for there to be an exemption? Did the statute even allow for injunctive relief? These are questions that will be answered ... well, eventually.

January 15, 2006

I'm certifiable

Yesterday, I finally received my permanent belay card at Berkeley IronWorks.

For those of you unfamiliar with the lingo, "Berkeley IronWorks" is a gym in Berkeley with several climbing walls. Elizabeth and I have been taking up rock climbing in our spare time, and Berkeley IronWorks -- in addition to being one of the best climbing gyms in the country -- is right down the street. It's called "IronWorks" because the building actually used to be an ironworks. They've retained most of the internal ironworks structures inside the building to give it some character.

As a side note, I can't believe that as a Miami student for four years, I had the opportunity to get free climbing lessons and climb the wall at the Rec for free. The walls at Berkeley IronWorks are higher, and there's more of them, but it would still have been good to do for four years.

Second, "belay" is what the person at the bottom end of a top-rope does. A pulley is affixed at the top of the wall, and one person climbs up the wall, while the other person takes up slack as the person goes up and stops the person if he or she starts to fall. We've been to Berkeley IronWorks about four times now, and every time you go, you have to take a belay test to prove to them that you know how to belay. I mean, people's lives are at stake. If you belay incorrectly, someone could die.

If they think you're okay at belaying, they'll give you a belay card for the day, which means you'll have to re-test the next time you come in. If they think you've done it perfectly, then they'll give you a permanent belay card, so no more testing when you come in.

Even though Elizabeth and I belayed rather well the first time we came in, they still gave us temporary cards. I think it's their policy to not pass anyone the first couple times they take the test, just to make sure they get everything down right.

Rock climbing is actually one of the most inexpensive of the outdoor sports. We found a deal at a local sporting goods store where you can get a climbing harness, shoes, caribeener, ATC belay device, and chalk bag all for $140. This is probably a $50 savings, as harnesses themselves cost about $60 and shoes start at around $90. The caribeener and belay device would probably be $30. And a bag of chalk and chalk to fill it with would probably be $10.

You think that's expensive? Compare the price of rock climbing with the price of skiing, in which it costs about a hundred bucks just to ski for the day. A membership to Berkeley IronWorks is $60 a month, and you can come in and use the climbing walls, weight machines, cardiovascular machines -- whatever, with no restrictions. Also, a pretty good set of climbing equipment (sans rope, about a $90 value) costs about $170. A pretty good set of ski equipment costs a few thousand dollars. Plus, with climbing, you're not freaking cold all the time, and you can go indoor climbing even when it's raining outside!

And guess what? It turns out I'm good at climbing. I have the upper-body strength of a man, but the flexibility of a woman. And I don't weigh a lot. That all adds up to "rock climbing superstar," except when it comes to routes with small holds. Then I don't shine so much. I usually just fall a lot or get fed up and come down.

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The film Munich is, like Syriana and Paradise Now, a fascinating look at terrorism. The movie opens with the 1972 slaying of eleven members of the Israeli Olympic Team at the Munich Olympics by Arab terrorists. This is re-told through a combination of dramatization and real TV footage from 1972. (Howard Cosell lives again!)

The film then follows an Israeli intelligence officer as he is given a covert mission by the Israeli government to kill 11 Arabs, all of whom were responsible for planning the Munich event. We follow this intelligence officer as he and his team get involved in assassination and international terrorism. The main character, Avner, loses his moral simplicity and discovers that it's a lot easier to say that we need to kill people than it is to actually kill people.

January 13, 2006

What DRM really is

Via Slashdot comes an article from Groklaw about DRM's effects on computer security. If you've been following DRM stories for years, it's a good read. If you're a DRM novice who can't quite remember what "DRM" stands for, it's a good read. Author Victor Yodaiken sums up what DRM is and what content-providers want it to do.

At its core, DRM -- which stands for "digital rights management" -- is about control. Content providers want to control how you view their content and make sure that you don't use that content in a way that they don't want you to. Sometimes, this control is designed to prevent copyright infringement. Sometimes, it's designed to make the Internet and computers behave like old markets so that content companies don't have to innovate and create new business models.

But my favorite sentence from the whole article is this one: "DRM is being introduced as if there was no role for computers except as personal entertainment devices and as if computer users were purely consumers of prepackaged 'content.'" Sony-BMG introduced DRM into its CDs in December without any care as to how the DRM would affect computer security. All that Sony-BMG cared about was locking down content and preventing users from using the content in a way that Sony didn't want them to. And if users' security is compromised, Sony-BMG throws up its hands and says, "Not my problem."

And, finally, from Cory Doctorow's Microsoft DRM talk, here's an explanation of why DRM just doesn't work. In this example, Alice and Bob want to exchange messages without Carol intercepting those messages:

Enter keys: a cipher that uses a key is still more secure. Even if the cipher is disclosed, even if the ciphertext is intercepted, without the key (or a break), the message is secret. Post-war, this is doubly important as we begin to realize what I think of as Schneier’s Law: “any person can invent a security system so clever that she or he can’t think of how to break it.” This means that the only experimental methodology for discovering if you’ve made mistakes in your cipher is to tell all the smart people you can about it and ask them to think of ways to break it. Without this critical step, you’ll eventually end up living in a fool’s paradise, where your attacker has broken your cipher ages ago and is quietly decrypting all her intercepts of your messages, snickering at you.

Best of all, there’s only one secret: the key. And with dual-key crypto it becomes a lot easier for Alice and Bob to keep their keys secret from Carol, even if they’ve never met. So long as Alice and Bob can keep their keys secret, they can assume that Carol won’t gain access to their cleartext messages, even though she has access to the cipher and the ciphertext. Conveniently enough, the keys are the shortest and simplest of the secrets, too: hence even easier to keep away from Carol. Hooray for Bob and Alice.

Now, let’s apply this to DRM.

In DRM, the attacker is also the recipient. It’s not Alice and Bob and Carol, it’s just Alice and Bob. Alice sells Bob a DVD. She sells Bob a DVD player. The DVD has a movie on it – say, Pirates of the Caribbean – and it’s enciphered with an algorithm called CSS – Content Scrambling System. The DVD player has a CSS un-scrambler.

Now, let’s take stock of what’s a secret here: the cipher is well-known. The ciphertext is most assuredly in enemy hands, arrr. So what? As long as the key is secret from the attacker, we’re golden.

But there’s the rub. Alice wants Bob to buy Pirates of the Caribbean from her. Bob will only buy Pirates of the Caribbean if he can descramble the CSS-encrypted VOB – video object – on his DVD player. Otherwise, the disc is only useful to Bob as a drinks-coaster. So Alice has to provide Bob – the attacker – with the key, the cipher and the ciphertext.

Hilarity ensues.

DRM systems are broken in minutes, sometimes days. Rarely, months. It’s not because the people who think them up are stupid. It’s not because the people who break them are smart. It’s not because there’s a flaw in the algorithms. At the end of the day, all DRM systems share a common vulnerability: they provide their attackers with ciphertext, the cipher and the key. At this point, the secret isn’t a secret anymore.

And that is the problem with DRM: the recipient of the message is also the "attacker," the person who is clandestinely trying to intercept the message. Content providers want people who buy DVDs to be able to watch those DVDs, but not take the content off those DVDs. DRM schemes as we know them are inherently screwy because, as Doctorow says, "they provide their attackers with the ciphertext, the cipher, and the key." It's very schizophrenic and it doesn't work. Either content providers have to completely lock down their content and prevent anyone from viewing it, or they have to remove the DRM and let the information be open to anyone. To do otherwise is to pretend that there is real security and real freedom, when in fact there is neither.

January 12, 2006

Meanwhile, in the Halls of Congress ...

Recently, the president signed into law H.R. 2863, the Department of Defense Appropriations Act. Deep within the gargantuan omnibus spending bill is a section called Title X, the Detainee Treatment Act of 2005. This little piece of legislation does a good thing. It's the amendment that McCain wanted, the one that prevents any U.S. operative from using torture. Well, actually, it says:

No person in the custody or under the effective control of the Department of Defense or under detention in a Department of Defense facility shall be subject to any treatment or technique of interrogation not authorized by and listed in the United States Army Field Manual on Intelligence Interrogation.

But the government still has the problem of people trying to contest their status as enemy combatants. What is an administration involved in a not-war war to do about this? Well, fortunately, the Constitution allows Congress to determine what cases federal courts can hear (Art. III, § 2). And, with the Detainee Treatment Act of 2005, they have exercised this power. Read and be dumbfounded:

(e) Judicial Review of Detention of Enemy Combatants-
(1) IN GENERAL- Section 2241 of title 28, United States Code, is amended by adding at the end the following:
`(e) Except as provided in section 1005 of the Detainee Treatment Act of 2005, no court, justice, or judge shall have jurisdiction to hear or consider--
`(1) an application for a writ of habeas corpus filed by or on behalf of an alien detained by the Department of Defense at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba; or

`(2) any other action against the United States or its agents relating to any aspect of the detention by the Department of Defense of an alien at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, who--
`(A) is currently in military custody; or

`(B) has been determined by the United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit in accordance with the procedures set forth in section 1005(e) of the Detainee Treatment Act of 2005 to have been properly detained as an enemy combatant.'.

In the tradition of Orwellian names for Bush administration legislation, the "Detainee Treatment Act" does deal with detainee treatment, but it also assures that no foreign detainee can ever demand a writ of habeas corpus, meaning he will never be able to (1) contest his status or (2) be charged with a crime or (3) know why he has been detained. A foreign enemy combatant can only receive a review by a military tribunal. Many of the people in Guantanamo Bay are not terrorists, but illegal aliens or people who were in the wrong place at the wrong time and were rounded up with terrorists. Now, those people have no right to object to their incarceration or go to court to prove that they are not terrorists.

January 11, 2006

Sam Alito, Day One

Yesterday was Judge Samuel A. Alito's first day in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee. Here are some of the things he believes:

  • He now believes that the Constitution protects a right to privacy, even though he said the opposite in a 1985 memo he wrote while he worked for the Reagan Justice Department.
  • He said he thought that Robert Bork was the best judicial nominee of this century, though he now maintains that he was just reciting the Reagan administration line. (Bork is one of the proponents of the philosophy of "originalism," which maintains that the Constitution does not change and that we can know the Founding Fathers' intentions in interpreting the Constitution.)
  • He does not believe that the president is above the law.
  • After being thoroughly pressed, Alito admitted that he could not think of a case in which an enemy combatant or prisoner of war had been allowed to sue the government holding him. This is relevant to the recent Padilla cases, in which Jose Padilla -- a U.S. citizen was arrested as an "enemy combatant," held in a military prison, and denied habeas corpus. Padilla demanded the right to habeas corpus (that is, the right to be charged with a crime rather than being held indefinitely without being charged) and demanded the right to challenge their status as "enemy combatants." The Justice Department has argued that Congress gave the president the power to detain U.S. citizens indefinitely as part of his need to fight the War on Terr'. The Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the president did not have the authority to detain U.S. citizens indefinitely.

Alito has some tough questions to answer. While John Roberts could safely say that his anti-abortion statements were twenty years behind him, Alito has no such refuge, though he has tried to suggest that his anti-abortion statements were due to the fact that he was trying to get a job in the Reagan Justice Department. While a Third Circuit Court judge in 1992, Alito wrote a dissenting opinion in Planned Parenthood v. Casey that wives should be required to notify their husbands of their plans to have an abortion.

Much of Alito's grilling will continue to consist of asking him why his opinions have changed, and whether or not he changed his opinion out of convenience, or because he truly changed his mind.

That's hilarious ... if you're a nerd

CNet reports that Apple's share price closed yesterday at $80.86. This is sort of a coincidental joke. Yesterday was the day that Apple unveiled its new Intel-powered Macs, and "8086" was the internal number given to Intel's first major consumer processor back in 1978. (For this reason, Intel processors that follow in this line of architecture are called "x86" -- 80286, 80386, 80486, and the 80586, which was called the "Pentium.")

Just something that's slightly hilarious. If you're a nerd.

January 10, 2006

New toys -- er, productivity devices -- from Apple

As expected, Steve Jobs announced at the keynote address of the MacWorld Expo the first Intel-based Macintosh, the MacBook Pro, a laptop powered by an Intel Core Duo processor (it is dual-core, meaning it has two processors on the same chip). The MacBook Pro comes with a built-in iSight camera and Front Row, the application for remote control access first introduced on the iMac. The MacBook Pro claims to be "4x faster" than PowerBooks and, starting at $1999, it's more affordable. The MacBook Pro comes in only one size -- a 15.4" widescreen display -- but can be outfitted with either a 1.67 or a 1.83 GHz dual-core processor. The MacBook Pro also supports Serial ATA and has a frontside bus speed of 667 MHz.

The MacBook Pro also introduces the "MagSafe" power adapter connector, which holds the power cord in place with a magnet. This comes in response to complaints that previous PowerBook connectors were held in place too strongly, causing the whole machine to fall off the desk if someone tripped over the power cord. Now, the force holding the power cord in place is less strong than the force of friction between the computer and the tabletop, meaning that if someone trips on the cord, the cord will simply pop out instead of the computer careening off the tabletop.

The 1.67 GHz MacBook Pro costs $1,999, while the 1.83 GHz version comes in at $2,499. The 1.83 GHz version is different from the 1.67 GHz version not only in processor speed, but also memory (1 GB of RAM instead of 512 MB), hard drive capacity (100 GB instead of 80 GB), and video memory (256 MB instead of 128 MB). Both models have SuperDrives, Serial ATA hard drives, and ATI Mobility Radeon X1600 video cards.

Jobs also introduced the newest incarnation of the iMac, which also uses an Intel Core Duo processor. The new iMac has a top speed of 2 GHz and comes in either a 17" or 20" widescreen display.

The 17" iMac has a speed of 1.83 GHz and comes with a 160 GB Serial ATA hard drive. The 20" iMac has a speed of 2.0 GHz and comes with a 250 GB Serial ATA hard drive. Aside from that, both models are the same, including dual-layer DVD burning. The 17" model starts at $1,299, while the 20" version costs $1,699.

What's startling is that the MacBook Pro and the iMac are the first Macintosh computers to be powered by Intel chips instead of Motorola-designed PowerPC chips. Reportedly, porting Mac OS X to an x86-based processor has resulted in a tremendous performance increase. (Curiously, putting Windows on ever-faster processors doesn't increase Windows' performance.)

Think Secret expected to see an iBook instead of what is essentially a PowerBook with an Intel processor, but no doubt Apple will release a lower-end version of the MacBook Pro for the iBook market (maybe single-core instead of dual-core). Expect prices of G4 PowerBooks and G5 iMacs to fall as techies start buying up the x86-based Macs.

Jobs also introduced, as planned, iLife '06, which contains all the applications found in iLife '05 plus a new application called iWeb. iWeb is used, according to the Apple website, "to create websites, blogs, and podcasts." True to the user-friendly nature of Apple applications, a user can "drag, drop, and design using [his] choice of web templates, then publish live to [his] .Mac account." It was really the only thing missing from iLife '05 and provides a more compelling reason to buy a .Mac account, which, until now, only really allowed for email and storage space. Creating a web page was something you had to do in another program. Now, a user can create a webpage using entirely Apple software and services.

But wait! There's more! Jobs also announced a new member of the iPod family, the iPod Radio Remote, which allows you to listen to the radio with your iPod, a feature that has been sorely lacking ever since the iPod's introduction in 2001.

With all of these new products come software updates. Mac users should expect to see iTunes 6.0.2 and QuickTime 7.0.4 in the "Software Updates" application today.

Just one more thing

Now that I'm in Oakland, I thought about attending the MacWorld Expo, the January event that showcases Apple's new products for the year. It's also the place where Jobs adds, "Just one more thing ..." to his keynote address, signaling the introduction of some cool new piece of hardware or software. Think Secret hypothesizes that Jobs will formally introduce x86-based iBooks and PowerMacs to the public today at 9 AM PST, as well as iLife '06, the newest version of Apple's iLife '05 (iTunes, iCal, iPhoto, iMovie, iDVD, though iLife '06 will have a new program, iWeb), and an updated Mac Mini.

Yes, I wanted to go. Until I learned that it cost $1,700 to attend MacWorld Expo. So, I figure that I'll just read about what happens. One day, I'll be able to spend $1,700 on a ticket to MacWorld Expo. I went to a Microsoft convention for free and got a goodie bag filled with sundry goods and a copy of Windows XP. If that's in the goodie bag for a free convention, the MacWorld Expo goodie bag had better have a Mac Mini in it.

As soon as I know what the super cool surprise is, I'll report about it.

January 9, 2006

Holy crap!

So, Elizabeth just called me to make sure I was okay, because police defused a bomb placed in a Starbucks in downtown San Francisco. Knowing my penchant for coffee, she was afraid for me, but I was just fine and hadn't had any coffee since I spilled a cup of it this morning on a desk that isn't mine.

Turns out the bomb was relatively far from any Starbucks I might go to, although to give you an idea of just how close that place is, here's a Google map showing how far away the place where I work (369 Pine St.) is from the Starbucks in question (1401 Van Ness Ave.).

Richard, a guy in the office where I work, suggested that rival coffee chain Peet's might have planted the bomb, but I think that's taking industrial espionage to new and dangerous levels.

January 6, 2006

'Futurama' returning?

Brian informed me a few weeks ago that he had heard from David X. Cohen that Futurama was coming back. Then again, Cohen, executive producer and co-creator of the best cartoon series that was never respected by Fox, has said that a lot.

But there may yet be hope! After Family Guy was canceled by Fox, it was picked up by Cartoon Network for its Adult Swim block of programming and soon became one of Adult Swim's highest-rated shows. Family Guy also blew Fox executives away with its tremendous DVD sales. All of these factors prompted Fox to un-cancel Family Guy, the first time a show has been completely canceled and then brought back.

Futurama had a similar history. After four seasons of placing the show in the 7:00 time slot -- something for which the show was not designed -- and routinely pre-empting it and not promoting it, Futurama was canceled. It was also ported to Cartoon Network and soon became Adult Swim's highest-rated show. Futurama fans thought that a similar miracle could happen to their show, but they have been waiting longer than Family Guy fans had to wait to get their show back on the air.

Variety, the entertainment industry trade daily, reports today that Futurama might be coming back. If you can get through the trade jargon ("cabler" apparently means "cable network," but I have no idea what "skein" means), then it's a hopeful article. If you can't get through the trade jargon, click on the underlined words in the article and you will be directed to the appropriate entry in Variety's dictionary of entertainment industry slang. (Turns out "skein" means "TV series" for some reason.)

But you shouldn't get your hopes up just yet. Futurama is much more of a niche show, and Fox never liked it because co-creator Matt Groening retained more creative control over it than The Simpsons, Groening's other show. Networks hate not being in control, and in DVD audio commentaries, Groening suggests that lack of control is one of the reasons why the show was canceled.

'De state of de state is ... get down!'

Last night, Caleefoahneea governator Arnold Schwarzenegger gave the State of the State address in which he was, actually, pretty conciliatory.

While the nation's only cybernetic governor has no problem killing innocent bystanders, he had a much more difficult problem last night: how to deal with the overwhelming defeat of his special election in November. Schwarzenegger actually made the defeat sound good, suggesting that he may himself have been too partisan and that the people's reaction to his issues indicated that, while Californians may tolerate a killer robot from the future, they won't tolerate a partisan killer robot from the future:

I've thought a lot about the last year and the mistakes I made and the lessons I've learned. What I feel good about is that I led from my heart.

Now it's true that I was in too much of a hurry. I didn't hear the majority of Californians when they were telling me they didn't like the special election. I barreled ahead anyway when I should have listened.

I have absorbed my defeat and I have learned my lesson. And the people, who always have the last word, sent a clear message - cut the warfare, cool the rhetoric, find common ground and fix the problems together. So to my fellow Californians, I say, "Message received."

Wow! Who knew that Conan the Barbarian could be so diplomatic? He admitted that he made mistakes, and then said that he learned from those mistakes. He didn't try to blame Democrats for the failure of the special election; he didn't blame special interests; he didn't blame anyone but himself.

After initially breaking the ice by admitting his mistakes, Schwarzenegger proceeded to describe his agenda for California in the future (the near future, not the far-off future in which we're at war with the machines). He suggested that with California continuing to grow, it needs to make long-term investments in education and infastructure (which will be hard with Schwarzenegger himself cutting money for education) in order to keep up with that growth.

He announced a Strategic Growth Plan for accomodating California's growth. This plan includes:

  • $500 billion for infastructure improvements over the next 20 years, with $70 billion in bonds sold over the next 10 years to create $200 billion for such improvements
  • Adding 1,200 miles of new highways and 600 miles of mass transit, which will create 150,000 new jobs
  • Improving air quality (somehow) even though we are increasing the number of cars on the road
  • Construction of more than 2,000 small schools, 40,000 classrooms, and the modernization of 140,000 classrooms, all to accomodate the estimated 250,000 new students who will enter California schools in the next 10 years
  • Increasing funding to colleges (somehow) to acommodate the 500,000 new students expected to enter California universities in the next ten years
  • Increasing California's water supply to serve 8.5 million more people
  • Construction of two new prisons, a crime lab, providing for new emergency response facilities, and providing space for 83,000 new prisoners
  • Constructing 101 new courts, renovating 56 courts, and expanding 44 courts

And how does Ahnold plan to pay for all this? The "fiscal discipline" of the past two years must continue, he said. Budgets must still be cut. But Arnold wants the General Assembly to do the following:

  • Increase the minimum wage by $1 an hour
  • Repay $1.67 billion from Proposition 98 (something about education)
  • Provide $428 million for after-school programs
  • Allow Californians to buy prescription drugs from overseas
  • Pass Jessica's Law to allow California to track sex offenders in the state

Is Arnold changing his tune after the failure of his special ballot? Is he catering to what the voters want rather than trying to impose his desires upon them? His CPU must be "a neural net processor, a learning computer," because Arnold has learned from the failure of November. Unless this is all a bunch of happy, sappy crap calculated to make us feel better. But even the Democrats in the General Assembly were pleased to hear that Arnold was less willing to make unilateral decisions and more willing to work with his opponents. He's turning from a trustee, who does what he feels is right on behalf of the voters, to a delegate, who does what the voters want.

"Come on, Cohagen, you've got what you want, now give dese people infastructure improvements!"

And now for something completely different

CalTrans reported when it began building a second, earthquake-proof eastern span of the Bay Bridge that the span would cost about a billion dollars. Now, it's changing its tune, saying that the single tower will cost a billion dollars. The entire project is expected to be completed in 2012, at a cost of over $6 billion. Here, Read!

Accepting submissions

I'm going to add a new feature to my website and I'm going to call it something like "Things My Mom Needs to Know About Computers." It will consist of several different tutorials about doing things that parents that aren't computer-savvy might not know. I asked my own mom what things she might need help with, since I'm not there anymore, and she suggested that sending email was number one on the list.

Do your parents need helping doing things with the computer? Would you like to see a tutorial about that thing? Maybe you need help doing something but are too embarrassed to say that you don't know how to do it. Just let me know and we won't judge you.

January 5, 2006

Christmas was awesome

Christmas was great. I got to see my family and friends and I made out with some neat gifts!

From my brother, Scott, I received The Poems of Emily Dickinson. I couldn't find my copy of Emily Dickinson's poems, so I suggested that Scott wanted to get me something for Christmas, and that something should be a book of Dickinson poems. So we went to Border's, he bought me the book, and then wrapped it and put it under the tree. Imagine my surprise on Christmas morning!

From my mom, I received The Batman Handbook: The Ultimate Training Manual. It's a book that tells you how you would go about being Batman if you wanted to be Batman. Topics include "How to Make a Batsuit," "How to Drive the Batmobile on Two Wheels," "How to Win a Sword Fight," "How to Plant a Homing Device," and "How to Withstand Hypnosis." My mom also got me a bunch of metal puzzles from Target which carry the following disclaimer: "WARNING: This product contains lead, an element known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects and other reproductive harm." In the end, I suppose she valued me being entertained more than me having all my brain cells. Once I become stupid from handling the lead puzzles, they will be the only things that can entertain me. She also got me a Simpsons beer stein, which is great, because I don't own a beer stein (unless you count the one my dad got me from Lausanne, Switzerland, which I don't, because it's purely a decorative stein).

From my dad, I got a pair of black Converse Chuck Taylors. Awesome!

Matt found me some stroopwafels at Jungle Jim's. They will be gone in about eighteen seconds.

Elizabeth was originally going to buy the novel Everything Is Illuminated for herself, but decided she could have her cake and eat it, too if she passed it off as a gift to me and then "borrowed" it to read once I was done. She's so diabolical!

In other news

Cory Doctorow of Boing Boing posts a link to a hilarious parody courtesy of Groklaw, the technology law website. It's a parody of DRM-crippled CD license agreements that postulates, "What would a similar license agreement for a pizza look like?" The parody is called "ColdPizza" after the band ColdPlay, whose new CD includes such ridiculous license agreements as not being able to copy any tracks to your computer, not being able to play the CD on Macintosh computers, and not being able to play the CD in CD players that support CD burning, all in the name of anti-piracy, so that you can "enjoy high quality music."

Do you see why I want to be an intellectual property lawyer? Someone has to stop this crap.

Also, Doctorow has recently left his job as European Affairs Coordinator at the Electronic Frontier Foundation to take up writing full-time. In the post in which he gives this information, he also talks about why the EFF is important and why it is difficult to make people care about esoteric technology issues that may not immediately impact their lives.

In First Amendment news, Microsoft continues to help the Chinese censor Internet content. Microsoft, Google, and Yahoo all voluntarily censor content for their Chinese websites. Last September, Yahoo even helped the Chinese government track down dissident journalist Shi Tao by linking his Yahoo email account to a message sent by him which contained the text of an internal Communist Party memorandum. Shi Tao was sentenced to ten years in prison as a result of the evidence provided by Yahoo. Remember when we said that the Internet would be the force that eroded Chinese censorship? Well, the profits of business are a much greater force, and Microsoft, Yahoo, and Google would be more than happy to help the Chinese oppress their people in exchange for the opportunity to continue to do business in what is probably the most repressive industrialized country in the world.

In Supreme Court news, Judge Samuel Alito's Senate Judiciary Committee hearings begin Monday. In case you've been living in a cave in Pakistan for the last several months (Osama, this means you!), Alito is President Bush's pick to replace Justice Sandra Day O'Connor. While O'Connor was a moderate, Alito is a staunch conservative. MoveOn.org, the America-hating, baby-killing organization funded by the Communist Nazi terrorist George Soros (who is also the person really behind Cindy Sheehan's summer hippie pro-terrorist love-in at the Crawford ranch), began airing anti-Alito ads yesterday.