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November 27, 2006

Professor Rosengarth talks back

Over the weekend, I wrote about how a professor at Bridgewater University used one of my blog entries in his class. I emailed him to ask him how he happened to choose my entry, and what his students thought of it. His response:

Hello Mr. Wilson,

Thanks for your e-mail. The class you came upon is an "intro to liberal arts" class that centers around writing reflective essays on a variety of personal development topics. Since this fall was an election season, your blog entry served to stimulate discussion on what is "liberal" and what is "conservative."

I found your blog through a "liberal vs. conservative" Google search. The course syllabus indicated the link to your site. Students had to visit your link directly to access your blog entry.

This group of first year college students seemed very accepting of your comments. I was surprised that the general topic of contemporary politics did not bring the type of enthusiastic discussion that I anticipated.

Best regards,
Tom Rosengarth

Oh, man! I had hoped I would inspire spirited debate. Then again, it could be that first-year college students are apathetic about most things in general, if they do the readings at all.

November 26, 2006

Government argues that it shouldn't have to enforce its own laws

WASHINGTON -- This week, the U.S. Supreme Court will hear oral arguments in a case that shows exactly what the Bush administration agenda is, in black and white. (Please read the summary of questions presented in Massachusetts v. EPA, 05-1120.)

The Bush administration is actually going to argue that it should not be required to enforce certain provisions of the Clean Air Act; namely, the EPA does not believe that carbon dioxide emissions are a "pollutant" as defined by the Clean Air Act, and thus the administration should not have to regulate those emissions.

But why would the government argue that it shouldn't have to enforce its own laws? In the schizophrenic world of the Bush administration, the law is pitted against (1) the philosophies of Bush apointees, many of whom came from the very industries that they are now in charge of regulating; and (2) the interests of Bush personal friends and financial backers. It wouldn't be very good for business if the government suddenly required dramatic, nationwide reductions in carbon dioxide emissions. Domestic auto manufacturers and energy companies would be forced to -- gasp! -- spend money developing alternative energy sources that don't generate as much carbon dioxide.

With Bush in office, they've had some help in that regard. Bush's so-called Healthy Forests initiative increased the amount of logging that logging companies could engage in. The so-called Clear Skies Act actually weakened the Clean Air Act. All of this backscratching was done in the name of pleasing Bush's constituency.

Now, the administration is being taken to court to require it to set standards of carbon dioxide emissions through the Clean Air Act. The administration claims that carbon dioxide doesn't qualify as a "pollutant" under the Act; however, the Act itself is quite clear in its language. A "pollutant" is anything that is released into the air, regardless of whether or not it is dangerous or toxic. As carbon dioxide is released into the air, it stands to reason that it qualifies as a "pollutant" and thus must be regulated under the Clean Air Act.

Part of the Bush administration's failure to regulate carbon dioxide emissions may be political (obviously). In regulating carbon dioxide emissions, the administration may be admitting that carbon dioxide is a pollutant "associated with climate change," and in admitting that, the administration would also have to admit that there is such a thing as global warming, and that humans are causing it. The administration thus far refuses to believe such a thing, and it has gone to great lengths in the past to censure or silence government scientists who would make such a conclusion. Again, this is due to the relationship Bush has with auto and energy companies, who do not want to have to spend billions of dollars to change their business models.

More analysis on the D.C. Circuit Court's prior decision in this case, as well as citations from the Clean Air Act.

At last!

It's been a year since Ed's Whirlwind Tour of the West, when Elizabeth flew out to Denver and I moved to the Bay Area. On the way back from Denver, we stopped at a few places you might have heard of. They're only giant national parks. Elizabeth was relieved that I liked canyons, because that's a lot of what we saw.

My car just turned 20,000 miles yesterday. Fitting, since it turned 10,000 miles almost a year ago, on our way out of Bryce Canyon National Park.

Now, at last, you can view photos of Ed's Whirlwind Tour of the West as a Flickr set.

November 24, 2006

Zune player 'is about as pleasant as having an airbag deploy in your face'

Andy Ihnatko of The Chicago Sun-Times writes his review of the Microsoft Zune player. His recommendation:

"Avoid," is my general message. The Zune is a square wheel, a product that's so absurd and so obviously immune to success that it evokes something akin to a sense of pity.

Once again, Microsoft proves its schizophrenia: on the one hand, it wants to make good products. On the other hand, its good products are inhibited by its awful operating system and its necessity to do what its business partners want it to (i.e., put DRM into the system).

Consider me published!

While doing my semi-regular checking of server logs to see who's coming to my site, I found an interesting URL. It links to Professor Tom Rosengarth's syllabus for BUS 201, a liberal arts class offered at Bridgewater University, a liberal-arts college in Virginia.

One of my blog entries, "Liberal vs. Conservative: What Does It Mean?" was selected as the class's reading for Nov. 6, under the title "Conservative vs. liberal views - one description." The reading was scheduled, aptly, for the Election Day class and placed in Unit Five, "Ethical and Spiritual Growth," along with Martin Luther King, Jr.'s "Letter from Birmingham Jail," an excerpt from The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin, and Bible passages from the book of Isaiah, Paul's letters to the Romans and the Corinthians, and the Gospel of Matthew. These readings all dealt with various approaches to ethics, but I think my article's being there just happened to be because Election Day occurred within this particular unit. Still, though, it's good company to be in.

I wrote the class's instructor to see what he thought of the entry, why he selected it (there are certainly better summaries of what it means to be a liberal or a conservative out there), and what his students thought of it. We'll wait and see.

November 20, 2006

Thomas Noe sent to slammer

TOLEDO, Oh. -- Remember Thomas Noe? He was the custodian of the Ohio workman's compensation rare coin fund. And, coincidentally, that rare coin investment mysteriously disappeared in 2004. The New York Times reports, "Mr. Noe was supposed to use state money to buy and sell rare coins as an investments for the compensation fund. Instead, prosecutors said, he used some of the money to pay off his own business debts and to finance a lavish lifestyle. They said he falsified records to conceal the illegal activity." Some of the money was funneled to the Ohio Republican Party. The investigation into the disappearance of the rare coin money uncovered a host of illegal activity within the halls of the statehouse in Columbus, most notably Gov. Bob Taft's failure to report gifts and golf outings. Taft was convicted of a misdemeanor for that, but nonetheless holds the dubious distinction of being the only Ohio governor to be convicted of a crime while in office. Noe, on the other hand, was sentenced to eighteen years in prison.

Is this too long? I submit that betraying the public trust is a very serious crime. Even though no one died, our democratic system took a hit. For this, Noe should be punished. So, too, should key figures of the Bush Administration who allow ridiculous things to happen. These people include Vice President Cheney, for endorsing torture and issuing unconstitutional signing statements, and Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, for his illegal, poorly-justified, warrantless wiretapping program. We're going to spend the next two years -- and more -- untangling what it is that's been done behind our backs for five years.

It's my life

OAKLAND, Ca. -- Upon the insistence of one of my co-workers, I went salsa dancing last night. There's a dance studio about five minutes from where I live, so I went to a beginner's salsa class. I soon discovered what my problem with dancing has always been: I'm easily confused when the steps get too intricate. It's frustrating to be doing something and then suddenly not know what it is you're supposed to be doing. By the end of the night, I was able to do the basic steps -- not sexily, but at least I could do them. As Jared pointed out, the more I do something that I've never done before, the more neural pathways I'll build for that task.

I'm waiting here for the guy from PG&E (the electric company) to come and light the pilot.

Oh, and guess where I'm going the evening of Dec. 9? To see a little guy called Gallagher at Cobb's Comedy Club! I told Jared about the good acts that come through Cobb's, and he went to the website. We were both flabbergasted to see that Gallagher was going to be there, and for only $30. Hells, yes I want to see Gallagher for $30! The only problem is that Cobb's lists this as a "no sledge or no mess" show. Crap! Why go to see Gallagher if he's not bringing the Sledge-O-Matic™? Well, I don't know how much longer Gallagher will be touring, so I figure I'd better see him while I can. And, besides, he has to at least end the show by smashing just one watermelon.

Things in O-Town are humming along. I will need to start rock climbing again so that I don't forget how.

November 19, 2006

Chuck Rangel is a dope

Let it never be said that I'm so partisan and foolishly blind as to believe that the Democrats can do no wrong. Case in point: Rep. Charles Rangel, D-NY. Today, on CBS's Face the Nation, Rangel said that he would introduce legislation to re-instate the draft.

Ugh. I'm pretty sure that most Democrats don't want to reinstate the draft, so this legislation will most likely die in committee. But let's hear Rangel's reasoning for this:

There's no question in my mind that this president and this administration would never have invaded Iraq, especially on the flimsy evidence that was presented to the Congress, if indeed we had a draft and members of Congress and the administration thought that their kids from their communities would be placed in harm's way.

Earth to Chuck Rangel! Members of Congress would never write legislation that would ever require their children to serve in the military. Members of Congress want other people's children to fight their wars for them! Of course they would write exemptions into any draft legislation that would allow their children to stay out of the military. During the Vietnam War, exemptions were granted for people who were in college or pursuing a graduate degree. Vice President Cheney certainly used up his share of deferments; he got five of them!

Not to mention that there would be six kinds of uproar about mandatory conscription into a war that 69% of Americans disapprove of. We drafted young men for Vietnam, and that went just swimmingly.

Rangel tried to re-introduce the draft in 2003, but military leaders were actually against it, saying that a volunteer army would be better than a conscripted one. His 2003 proposal died in the Republican-controlled House. Imagine what a tortorous death it will be in a Democratic House.

November 18, 2006

Why Apple makes better PCs than PC makers do

This is an excellent discussion of the differences between Intel Macs and Intel PCs. As the author observes, now that Apple is using Intel processors, Apple isn't making Macs; it's making next-generation PCs. Apple's use of Intel's GUID Partition Table (GPT) format and its EFI firmware have gotten it away from the legacy universe of PCs, which still operate using technology from the 1980s.

Indeed, HP still ships its computers with PS/2 mice and keyboards (leading those of us in the IT field to collect mountains of USB-to-PS/2 adapters that must ship with every PC-compatible mouse and keyboard, just in case), whereas Apple introduced the iMac in 1998 with USB mice and keyboards. Apple also dumped the 3 1/2-inch floppy drive in 1998, something that PC manufacturers still include, despite the fact that modern data can't begin to fit on a 1.44 MB disk that reads and writes at about 100 KB/sec. Solid-state flash drives are cheap (you can get 128 MB of storage -- which is plenty for the average user -- for $20), fast (USB 2.0 transmits data at 400 Mb/s, or 50 MB/s, compared to the floppy drive's 0.1 MB/s), convenient (any computer with a USB port can read data from a USB drive, and Windows automatically detects and installs pretty much every kind of USB drive), and robust (there are no moving parts in a USB drive, meaning that disks crashing or becoming corrupt due to mechanical or physical problems is impossible).

It's amazing that HP and Dell are still using technology that is 20 years old to produce PCs. Those PCs still boot into a DOS-looking screen, they still rely on the old BIOS architecture for their firmware, and some of them still ship with parallel (Centronics) ports, which no one even uses anymore (all modern printers either connect via RJ45 or USB jacks). In making the transition to Intel processors, Apple has created what the PC of 2006 should look like: a machine that abandons any hint of DOS, that utilizes only the most modern peripherals and components, and that allows for backward compatibility without mandating it. (If you want a floppy drive, for example, you can just plug a USB floppy drive into your Mac; however, space isn't wasted in producing an OEM floppy drive for the sake of the minority who still use floppies.) And PC manufacturers certainly haven't adopted IEEE 1394 "FireWire" ports, even though FireWire 400 actually transmits data faster than USB 2.0, due to the way in which the data is routed by the system.

And then there's Windows. Windows 95 was a hearty attempt to get rid of DOS. Even as late as Windows 3.1, Microsoft's operating system was just a user interface that floated on top of DOS, which did the real behind-the-scenes work. Windows 95 was the first time that Windows was actually the operating system in control. Windows XP was a further evolution, ending the Windows 9x (95, 98, 98se, Me) train and instead branching off the Windows 2000 train. But Windows XP still contains ridiculous legacy components that wouldn't be there if Microsoft had set out to refurbish its operating system. Microsoft didn't rebuild Windows from the ground up in order to create XP; rather, it smushed together Windows 2000 and Windows 98 to create an OS that had the pretty functionality of the consumer-level Windows 98 and the back-end robustness of the professional-level Windows 2000.

In fact, take a look at RoughlyDrafted's multi-part series "Leopard vs. Vista," in which the author explains the major differences between the Leopard experience and the Vista experience and why most pro-Windows advocates obfuscate their arguments and why Microsoft and Apple can't even be compared, because they cater to different markets, have different goals, and even perform different functions. (Microsoft, for example, makes only the operating system; Apple, on the other hand, makes both the OS and the hardware, which is a significant difference, as you'll discover.)

Zune player will fail

Microsoft is counting on its gigantic market-share to force its new mobile media player (I don't call it an "MP3" player for reasons that will become clear below) into people's homes in the same way that it forced Internet Explorer into people's homes: laziness.

First of all, the use of Microsoft's Zune player requires Windows Media Player. In the computing world, the field of competition in the "OS media player" struggle consists of two parties: Windows Media Player and iTunes. Back in college, WinAMP and MusicMatch Jukebox were viable alternatives, although MusicMatch was clunky and WinAMP 3 was beset with enough bugs to make me look for something else. And lo, there was iTunes: a simple, elegant, perfectly functional music management program that did all the things I wanted it to. By the time I graduated, most of the people I knew were using iTunes to manage their music -- and why not? For one thing, it allowed changing ID3 information for multiple files, something that's really useful if you have an entire album filled with incorrect information (which happens often). For another, the menu and interface structure is a whole lot better than WMP, which hides its menus all in the name of looking "sleek" or something like that. Apple managed to create a product that is both sleek and functional. (This, however, is not an "Apple is better than Microsoft" debate; WinAMP's interface was also sleek and functional.)

The secret to Apple's success was that it didn't bow to music industry pressure and force consumers to use its DRMed format for all of their music. Apple understood that consumers liked the MP3 format for its convenience, ease of use, and portability, and allowed consumers to put their existing MP3s on an iPod without forcing them to convert the files to AAC or some other format.

Not so much with Zune. According to Medialoper, Microsoft will try what others have tried -- and failed at -- before: namely, requiring DRMed files on the music player. Brian, who used to work at the Sony outlet store in Grove City, told me a horror story about a Sony digital music player he bought a few years ago. Apparently, once the Sony OS-based software was installed, it proceeded to go through the entire computer and convert any pre-existing music into Sony's proprietary, DRMed file format. If Medialoper is correct, Zune will behave in a similar way:

Unfortunately Zune’s wireless music sharing is turning out to be one of those features that seemed better when it was just a rumor. While Zune users will be able share music with friends, there’s a catch (isn’t there always). As Jim noted earlier, recipients of shared songs will only be able to listen to them three times or for three days, whichever comes first. It sort of sounds like a really bad tire warranty.

Zune accomplishes this amazingly stupid feat by wrapping shared music in a proprietary layer of DRM, regardless of what format the original content may be in. If Microsoft’s claims are to be believed, this on-the-fly DRM will be seamless and automatic - which must be some kind of first for Microsoft.

What Microsoft has created is a new form of viral DRM. Zune will intentionally infect your music with the DRM virus before passing it along to one of your friends. After three listens the poor song dies a horrible DRM enabled death. Talk about innovation.

Microsoft will undoubtedly claim this limitation is designed to support artists and prevent piracy. There’s just one problem. Not all artists want their music protected by DRM. Furthermore, not all artists benefit from having their music protected by DRM.

So, even if the music you wish to share is licensed under a Creative Commons License (which specifically forbids DRM), Microsoft will blatantly violate the license because it's more important to catch people trying to violate copyright than it is to allow people to use their devices in the way they want. This may alienate a lot of customers once those customers realize what's going on.

This whole "wireless functionality" business is also doomed to failure. What good is sharing music wirelessly if you get "3 days/3 plays"? This feature was imposed on Zune by music companies, who would not have given licenses to Microsoft unless they were absolutely sure the content could be completely locked down. Music companies are not in the business of letting you own your music; they're in the business of giving you licenses to your music and then telling you what you may do with the music you have a license to. Using the "license" trick also enables them to change the license at any time, so theoretically, they would be well within their rights to make it so that you can only play a song once, and then you have to re-purchase the song from Microsoft.

Wireless functionality is a neat idea ... maybe for a few times. Apple thought about it briefly for its next generation of iPod, but scrapped it because it would diminish battery life faster.

I feel that Microsoft will push Zune on Windows customers and hope that those customers will go with Zune because of inertia; "Hey, I already have Windows and Windows Media Player, why shouldn't I have a Zune?" This might have worked five years ago, but Apple is already here with a superior product. Why did I get an iPod? Because, after a thorough review of all the music players out there, I concluded that the iPod had the best features and the most functionality, and that holds true today. Microsoft also priced its Zune player on the same level as the 30 GB iPod, so the "Apple is too expensive" argument doesn't fly in the digital music player field. Since price is no longer a factor, I expect that customers will still flock to the iPod because of its functionality. And who knows? Maybe they'll be suspicious about Microsoft products after spending the last five years running weekly anti-spyware and antivirus programs to get rid of all the garbage that can be installed on Windows XP.

November 13, 2006

Wanted: Girlfriend

Must be between 5'4" and 5'9" tall, 19-27 years old, slim to average build, and attractive. Women only! With Elizabeth in Ecuador until February, I should try this "casual dating" thing. Here are some of the things my casual partner and I will do together:

  • Go to the movies. I don't go to the movies all the time, but occasionally, I'll want to see a new film, and I'll want someone to come with me. Potential date must enjoy action-ey films (e.g. Casino Royale) as well as indie films (e.g. The Science of Sleep) and comedies (e.g. Borat). Date must also like Shakespeare, as I enjoy going to the California Shakespeare Festival in Orinda.
  • Go out to dinner. I enjoy food, and there are lots of restaurants in this area. My date and I will go to restaurants every now and then.
  • Rock climbing. I like rock climbing, and my date must, as well. I haven't been rock climbing recently because I have no belay partner. Date must be interested in rock climbing as well as hiking, camping, and going to national/state parks for the weekend.
  • Discussion. I like to talk politics. Not a lot, but enough. Date must be able to keep up with political conversation and know what's going on in the news. I also like to talk about other things. Date must be able to bring some interesting intellectual background to discussion. Witiness appreciated. Some college education preferred. Liberal-leaning people only, please. Liberal-leaning people preferred, but conservative thinkers are also welcome.

If you know anyone that fits this description, please let me know. I'm at a loss in finding out where to meet new people.

November 11, 2006

Times They Are A-Changin'

Bush's tone in his speech last Wednesday was very somber, a marked and welcome change from his normal gratuitous self. This was no doubt brought on by the realization that he's lost his carte blanche and must now engage in actual diplomacy with the Democrats. Diplomacy is not one of his strong points. Suddenly, though, Bush was the most conciliatory person in the world, noting that the midterm election results showed that America was a strong democracy. (In private, though, he's probably cursing up a storm.)

Now that George Allen has conceded defeat, the Democrats are in control of both the House and the Senate. On Thursday, when Allen conceded, U.S. generals said that there would probably be a shift in our Iraq policy. No kidding! Here's a list of things that will also change:

  • Democrats will replace Republicans as committee chairs. Most important legislative activity happens in committees, not on the Senate floor. It is in committees that legislation gets altered, modified, or totally tossed out. Stupid legislation like flag burning amendments and restrictions on cases what the Supreme Court can hear will be given the shoddy treatment they deserve.

    Commitee chairs have the power to issue subpoenas and require that witnesses testify under oath. For the last six years, important figures haven't been subpoenaed and witnesses haven't been under oath (cf. Ted Stevens and the oil company chairmen, whom he refused to put under oath, despite objections from other committee members). Committee chairs can also call for official hearings, which may happen with regard to oil companies, Halliburton, and the war in Iraq.
  • John Bolton may be out as Ambassador to the United Nations. Bush, knowing that he may not have been able to get Bolton in as a regular appointee, snuck him in as a "recess appointment" while Congress was out to lunch. Once the 110th Congress comes into session in January, the Senate will have to confirm any Bush appointee. Since the Senate is composed of 51 Democrats (and 2 Independents who have said they'll vote with the Democrats), it's unlikely that Bolton would be confirmed. Bush will have to submit another, less divisive nominee.
  • John Paul Stevens is now the oldest Supreme Court justice. If he decides to retire, the composition of the Senate Judiciary Committee ensures that his replacement will also be a Democrat.
  • The War in Iraq will definitely change. With Democrats in charge of the budget, they will not sit idly by and spend billions more in Iraq. Bush's idea of victory, "a nation that can sustain itself, govern itself, and defend itself," may need to be pared down and a timeline may be created for withdrawing troops. Many political analysts observed that voters cast their ballots the way they did for two reasons: the economy and Iraq. Voters don't want this war to slog on forever, especially when it appears that there's no end in sight and, like Monopoly, there's no clear way to win. Democrats must leverage this by saying, "We didn't want to get involved in this war in the first place, and if we said we did, it's because we were duped into it by accidentally or intentionally phony intelligence."
  • Bush Tax Cuts will expire. Even as Bush says the economy is getting better, he's using only a few indicators as evidence that it's "getting better." Mean income is up, and so is the stock market, but these indicators can be skewed. An increase in mean income could just mean that the rich are getting richer. As for the stock market, only a select few have enough money in the stock market to make its increase mean anything. Other indicators, such as median income, indicate that "average" Americans are doing worse than they were last year. Median figures, unlike mean figures, can't be skewed by extremely large or extremely small numbers. When Bush says the economy is doing better, he means it's doing better for the wealthy, "the top one percent," as Al Gore and others liked to call it. The average American -- who lives in Virginia, Missouri, Indiana, and Ohio -- is not doing that well, and this American voted for a change of pace.

Now we get to spend the next two years figuring out what's been going on behind our backs for the last five years. Oh, and Germany is planning on filing criminal charges against Donald Rumsfeld for the abuses at Abu Ghraib prison. (Not that the charges would mean anything; the U.S. isn't a party to the International Criminal Court, only to the Geneva Conventions.)

November 8, 2006

Life is good

If you're a Democrat, that is. Last night, the Democrats pwned the Republicans, gaining 28 seats in the House, enough to give them control of that chamber. The Senate went pretty well, too. Pennsylvania crazyman Rick Santorum was ousted from his seat there. In Ohio, Mike DeWine was upset by Sherrod Brown, and in Missouri, Clair McCaskill beat Jim Talent. Democrats captured six governorships, as well.

Ours will continue to be the state of Caleefoahneah, as Governor Terminator soundly trounced Democratic challenger State Treasurer Phil Angelides. All of the statewide ballot initiatives, including Proposition 85 and Proposition 90, failed. Hey, as long as 85 and 90 failed, I'm happy.

And then what do I see when I go to cnn.com to check on election results? "Rumsfeld Quitting As Defense Secretary." Holy crap! Remember last year, when everyone wanted Bush to dump Rumsfeld, and he declared, "I'm the decider"? Yeah, it looks like the American people are deciding once again. Bush even acknowledged that the decision was motivated by last night's election results, noting, "I recognize that many Americans voted last night to register their displeasure with the lack of progress being made." Rumsfeld will be replaced by former CIA head Robert Gates.

With the Democrats at least in control of the House, we can start to have hearings -- under oath, even! -- that finally get down into what's been going on for five years: Iraq, intelligence failures, scandals, Halliburton, torture, secret prisons, habeas corpus, on and on and on. With their control of the House, Democrats will now be in charge of House committees. CNN projects that the Democrats have won 5 of the 6 seats they need to gain a majority in the Senate. Even if they do only get a majority of one, that puts them in control of committees -- especially the important Senate Judiciary and Intelligence committees.

It's even more interesting to note where the upsets happened: Missouri, Ohio, Indiana, Montana. These are "Middle America"; the strongholds of the Republican base. The people there have apparently woken up from their haze and discovered that they've been screwed for the past five years, and they've decided that it needs to stop.

Good work, America!

November 5, 2006

Life lessons from junk email

Not only does spam email advertise a variety of stock options and sexual enhancement tools, it also provides us with things to think about. Take these examples of fine philosophical discourse, seemingly randomly generated, from spam emails:

Many hands make light work A creaking door hangs longest. Look before you leap. You cannot lose what you never had Half a loaf is better than none. Dont count the days, make the days count!

He who dares wins When man done suck cane he dash peeling pan ground. Smile and the world smiles with you, snore and you sleep alone A good mate is the road map for the spaghetti junction of life.

A heart at peace gives life to the body, but envy rots the bones. You cannot burn the candle at both ends There's a light at the end of the tunnel. Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood Only today does the fire burn brightly

How profound! Little did I know that, at the "spaghetti junction of life," which is a metaphor for Cialis (I think), I would need a good mate to help me with the road map.