Imagine that you're Paul Wolfowitz. As a member of the Project for a New American Century, you suggested that the United States should engage in democratic nation-building throughout the world. As Deputy Secretary of Defense, you helped plan and implement the Iraq War. Then, you "cut and run" by becoming the president of World Bank. That sounds great, except that your girlfriend, Shaha Riza, works at the World Bank. In fact, she works in a position that's directly below yours. This would create what most people call a "conflict of interest," right? In fact, even under World Bank's own ethical guidelines, family members and significant others can't work in positions in which one person would be the supervisor of another.
So, Wolfowitz sent Riza off to the U.S. State Department, and on the way out, he gave her a $60,000 salary hike for her troubles. Whoops! Maybe he shouldn't have done that!
Wolfowitz helped write the book on neoconservatism, so he knows just what to do: (1) deny that there's anything nasty going on, and (2) turn the mirror back on the people making the allegations, smear them, and insist that they're just out to get you for being as cool as you are.
Ah, that may work in the United States, but at the grownups' table, that doesn't fly. A report released Monday by a World Bank Committee charged Wolfowitz with violating ethical rules, according to The New York Times:
The report charged that Mr. Wolfowitz broke bank rules and the ethical obligations in his contract, and that he tried to hide the salary and promotion package awarded to Shaha Ali Riza, his companion and a bank employee, from top legal and ethics officials in the months after he became bank president in 2005.
Okay, so he can't exactly get away with trying tactic no. 1, denying that there's anything wrong going on. I mean, he did give his girlfriend an extensive pay package, but he just did so after consulting the ethical committee, right? Oh, no, he didn't do that, either. Xavier Coll, World Bank's personnel director, said that he did not give approval to the pay package and, in fact, tried to cover up the salary increase. In fact, according to the report, Wolfowitz ignored recommendations that he recuse himself from the matter altogether. Furthermore, it is the very definition of "conflict of interest" for Wolfowitz himself to approve a pay increase for his partner.
Okay, okay, so that didn't work. Step number two: smear! As a neoconservative, you've got to make the people who disagree with you pay the price for daring to disagree with you. Your own ballsiness will serve as prima facie evidence that you're right, even if you're wrong. To whit, Wolfowitz took the affair into the Court of Public Opinion, saying Apr. 30 that he was the subject of "orchestrated leaks of false, misleading, incomplete and personal information." (As a veteran of the Bush administration, he knows what a strategic leak looks like!) He continued:
The goal of this smear campaign, I believe, is to create a self-fulfilling prophecy that I am an ineffective leader and must step down for that reason alone, even if the ethics charges are unwarranted. [...] I, for one, will not give in to such tactics. And I will not resign in the face of a plainly bogus charge of conflict of interest.
Take that, World Bank! This is all part of a vast, some-kind-of-wing conspiracy!
But, sadly, Wolfowitz is no longer dealing with the kiddie table. In its report, World Bank rebuked Wolfowitz for his public criticisms:
It is also troubling that some of the pronouncements made by Mr. Wolfowitz and by his counsel on his behalf involve attacks on the Board and a Board process which has been mandated by the Development Committee. The Group believes that pronouncements of this sort cannot be regarded as acceptable from any staff member under any circumstance, much less from the President of a global institution. It is the President's responsibility to impose discipline and good order, and to set an example that other staff should strive to emulate. The Group finds that Mr. Wolfowitz has not done so.
Sha-zam! This report must be troubling for Wolfowitz, who, after six years with the Bush administration, was used to being insulated from actual criticism. I wonder if, after all those years around yes-men, Wolfowitz actually started to believe some of the things he said?
President Bush has insisted this entire time that Wolfowitz has done nothing wrong and that he, Wolfowitz, retains the president's faith. (Maybe these two, Donald Rumsfeld, and Alberto Gonzales can all get jobs on the Titanic. Sinking? What sinking? Everything's fine!) Some European governments have insisted that they will not fund World Bank if Wolfowitz stays on as president. White House Press Secretary Tony Snow's attitude today was not as staid as the president's and vice president's had been: "Separately, at some point in the future there are going to be conversations about the proper stewardship of the World Bank. In that sense ... all options are on the table," he said, possibly indicating that a Wolfowitz ouster was both (1) a possibility and (2) that such an event wouldn't be challenged by the White House.