That depends on your definition of 'cynical'
Yesterday, the president continued to lambast Congress for not doing what he wants. The position he's in is understandable: from January 2001 to January 2007, President Bush has had essentially complete control of Congress. He has always been able to have it do whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted it. Once the Democrats became in charge of Congress last January, Bush has had to compromise.
Unfortunately, that's not his style. No, Bush's style is not to give in even an iota. If anyone disagrees with him, it's the other person who is wrong. Bush knows, in his heart, that what he's doing is right, even if others don't share his vision.
To that end, Bush said, "It's hard to imagine a more cynical political strategy than trying to hold hostage funding for our troops in combat and our wounded warriors in order to extract $11 billion in additional social spending." Yes, what could be "a more cynical political strategy" than trying to tie social funding to war funding? Offhand, I might say that "starting an unjustified war on knowingly false pretenses with the express purpose of making boatloads of cash for you and a few of your friends, resulting in the deaths of thousands of U.S. troops, the wounding of thousands more, and the deaths of tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians, all the while professing that you care about those same troops while forcing them to scrape by with substandard equipment and healthcare" is more cynical. But then again, I didn't look up "cynical" in the dictionary. Is it some kind of motorcycle engine?
Yes, it's Congress' fault that things aren't getting done in Washington. After six years of scandals piling up on scandals, we don't need investigations into where $9 billion -- in cash -- of your taxpayer money went once it was flown to Iraq in a cargo plane. We don't need investigations into whether or not our government is torturing people in the name of fighting the War on Terr'. We don't need to know whether or not U.S. telephone companies, in explicit violation of federal law, handed subscriber information to the Bush administration without a court order and without the knowledge of anyone outside the administration. And we certainly don't need to look into the possibly intentional intelligence failures that led to this war in Iraq, the very war that President Bush wants more money to fight, framed as though it were a just, inevitable war that the Scrooge McDucks of Congress don't want to pay for. After all, it clearly wasn't the Republican Congress -- the one that has been in charge for six years -- that decided not to give our troops adequate armor all in the name of funding this war on the cheap. Clearly, that must have been the work of Democrats. Republicans Support Our Troops. (If it's a bumper sticker, it must be true.)
For Congress to exercise its constitutional power of the purse and attach conditions to presidential spending is mind-boggling! To think that Congress would want to exert power and attempt to check the president in a time of war! Do they want al-Qaeda to win? Or Saddam Hussein? Who are we fighting, again? Anyway, whoever we're fighting, it's clear that the Democrats are on their side. They should step aside and allow the president to exercise the explicit wartime powers granted him in the Constitution: powers like warrantless wiretapping, permitting torture and extraordinary rendition, and suspension of habeas corpus. I could go on, but these are very technical constitutional matters that the American people wouldn't understand, so just trust me when I say that these powers are all there. I mean, President Bush wouldn't assert that he has powers that he really doesn't! That would violate the oath he took to uphold the Constitution!
But help is on the way. The president will be enacting some policies by Administrative Order, allowing him to bypass this "do-nothing" Congress and get the people's work done. What that work is, exactly, is classified, but no doubt it's very important and will in no way benefit a small cadre of very wealthy, very connected constituents.
If Democrats were serious about compromising with the president, they'd do whatever it is that he wants. If that isn't the very definition of "compromise," then waterboarding is some kind of torture. (But even if it is, it must not be, because We Do Not Torture. I saw that on a bumper sticker, too.) Just ask Michael Mukasey: so what if the Army prohibits waterboarding? It's a trifle! So what if the president believes that he has implied, extra-constitutional wartime powers? Why shouldn't he? In a time of war, the executive trumps everyone; he knows best how to lead us, and trying to assert gobbledygook about "checks" and "balances" and "abuse of power" only serves to strengthen and embolden our enemies. What's really cynical is the belief that, if we destroy our Constitution, then there has been no point in allegedly defending our freedoms.
I mean, c'mon! That was only half the reason for the War on Terr'. The other half was the money! So even if the Constitution does get shredded, then at least Halliburton, Northrup Grumman, and United Defense have made outrageous amounts of cash. And isn't that worth dying for?
