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March 5, 2008

Bizarro Oprah's Book Club: Action figures make Baby smart

Susan Gregory Thomas, Buy, Buy, Baby: How Consumer Culture Manipulates Parents and Harms Young Minds, Houghton Mifflin: 2007. $25 in hardback.

There's a tremendous amount of "educational" toys on the market for children today. But recently, author Susan Gregory Thomas noticed that the age range for these toys has been getting younger and younger. Now, toys are marketed to children as young as 6 months. And why? Because parents believe the marketing copy that tells them these toys will make their kid learn better and faster. Everyone wants their kid to have a leg up; if the kid is behind everyone else, she won't get into a good preschool, which means she won't get into a good Montessori school, which means she won't get into that private high school, she won't go to Stanford, and she'll never become the president. Damn, better buy this kid a LeapPad!

But the marketing copy is based on nebulous or non-existent research. What more research shows is that children under 1 year don't learn anything from "educational" toys or television shows. What they do learn are characters and brand names that will become familiar to them later in life. Introducing children early on to LeapFrog products or Elmo insures that they will continue to spend money on those products and, when they have their own children, will buy the Elmo-branded toys instead of the Thomas the Tank Engines.

Through 200 disturbing pages, Thomas shows us how marketing companies see the word "educational" as nothing more than another technique to get parents to purchase their products. "Educational" is in as parents try to make Baby learn fourteen languages not by speaking them in the home but by showing them psychedelic patterns through Baby Einstein. Thomas concludes that most of the products don't work, that the science behind them is flawed or missing, and that Baby will grow up just fine without listening to Mozart. If anything, she learns that introducing children to television at a young age can be harmful, as infants learn language best by being spoken to by living humans, not TV shows.

June 11, 2006

Bizarro Oprah's Book Club: 'What does the scanner see?'

The inaugural entry of my third annual Bizarro Oprah's Book Club -- which reviews books Oprah would never have on her show -- is quite timely.

A Scanner Darkly by the late prolific science fiction writer Philip K. Dick, has been made into a movie that will come out July 7. Whether you know it or not, you've seen Dick novels and short stories as films before. Total Recall? Minority Report? Blade Runner? Paycheck? These are all based on Dick short stories or novels. But not all of them are good, and most deviate tremendously from their source material. Scanner, written for the screen and directed by Richard Linklater (who will use the same rotoscoping techniques he employed in Waking Life) looks to be bringing us, for the first time, a faithful adaptation of a Dick work.

But we're talking about the novel. Like most Dick novels, it's set in the future, in Los Angeles. This future isn't as unknown to us as the one from Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? as there are no androids, robots, or the like. But there is surveillance. Bob Arctor lives in an L.A. suburb and hangs around with a bunch of druggie friends. Unbeknownst to them, he actually works for the LAPD's drug unit, doing anonymous, undercover surveillance inside a "scramble suit," a device that camoflauges his voice and appearance so that no one will know he's a cop.

The drug of choice in this future time is something called "Substance D," a drug whose primary effect seems to be making its addicts go crazy. I can't say a lot about the rest of the story, because that would be giving away too much. But I can talk about Dick's epilogue.

At the end of his "drug novel," he says that the book is something of a euology to the various friends he lost to drugs. Dick grew up in Berkeley in the 1960s (and even went to high school with Ursula K. LeGuin), and as a result, did a lot of drugs. In his later years, he decides that drugs were probably not a good idea and offers a list of friends who died or were mentally crippled by drug use.

But Dick is not a moralizer, and he says as much. His epilogue, he says, is a moral statement in the tradition of the statements of Greek tragedies: it is a warning, not a plea. Dick doesn't plead with his readers not to do drugs; rather, he tells them that if they choose to do drugs, they should know that there will be consequences. This, he says, is something that no one told him and his friends back in the 1960s, and as a result, they got a lot of pleasure, but then they got a lot of pain.

Dick also says that he doesn't buy the notion that people can't help being addicted to drugs; all of his friends, he says, chose to do drugs, and in true Existentialist form, he says that they had to live with the consquences of their actions.

Dick died in 1982 from heart failure and lived with drug complications all his life. He was brilliant, but crazy. Allegedly, he said that the stories for his books were beamed into his head by aliens. But he has great ideas, especially the central idea from this book. The "scanner" in the title is a holographic scanner, like a futuristic surveillance camera. Arctor, watching himself on the playback of the scanner's recordings and losing his mind at the same time, wonders whether or not he can truly know himself, since he has no objective frame of reference. He hopes that the scanner can tell him about himself, but that's only if the scanner sees "clearly" -- if the scanner is able to penetrate him and his mind. Or, does the scanner see "darkly" -- does it only show his physical self, unable to penetrate into his mind? Is there no objective way to know who you are? How do you know when you've gone crazy?

October 31, 2005

Bizarro Oprah's Book Club: Become a Freakonomist

Stephen D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner, Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything (New York: William Morrow, 2005). Available only in hardcover (for now) for $25.95.

He's not exactly "rogue" (he won the John Clark Bates Medal, awarded every two years to the best American economist under forty), but co-author Steven D. Levitt is definitely not your run-of-the-mill economist. He does not, for example, dabble in issues of supply and demand. "I'm not good at math, I don't know a lot of econometrics, and I also don't know how to do theory. If you ask me about whether the stock market's going up or down, if you ask me whether the economy's going to grow or shrink, if you ask me whether deflation's good or bad, if you ask me about taxes -- I mean, it would be total fakery if I said I knew anything about any of those things," Levitt says in the book's introduction. Levitt and co-author Stephen J. Dubner instead use economics as a tool. It might be better to say that they use the statistical methodologies of economics to analyze data and come to conclusions about those data.

True to form, Levitt doesn't talk about banking or finanace or national income accounting. He talks about things that might be interesting to the average person without a Ph.D. Do teachers cheat? Are human beings really thieves at heart? How are real estate agents like the Ku Klux Klan? What caused the dramatic drop in crime during the 1990s? These are fascinating questions, and above all, Levitt doesn't enter data analysis with an agenda, political or otherwise. He merely wants to know what the data show about a particular issue.

In each chapter, Levitt and Dubner deal with a different issue and demonstrate how analyses of particular data sets speak to those issues. How are realtors like the Klan? It turns out that both use a lack of information to their advantage. The authors begin that chapter by talking about how information asymmetry -- in which one side has more information than the other side -- is used by a variety of people, from stock brokers to realtors to insurance salesmen and car salesmen. They're counting on the fact that you, as a consumer, don't know much about the field of realty or insurance. The authors then parallel this information asymmetry with the Ku Klux Klan, the white supremacist secret society founded in the aftermath of the Civil War. The Klan, say Levitt and Dubner, remained enticing to people because of its secrecy. By the 1950s, the Klan was no longer committing many violent acts. They rested on the threat of violent acts and existed mostly as a place for middle-class white men to come to gripe about how blacks, Jews, and Catholics were destroying the world. The Klan's secrecy was destroyed when an activist named Stetson Kennedy infiltrated the Klan and told the producers of the Adventures of Superman radio show all about the Klan's structure, secret passwords, and secret bible. When Superman fought Klansmen every week, this information became well-known, and new Klan membership dropped. Why? Because the society was no longer secret anymore. The allure was gone.

Levitt, the economist, provides analyses backed up by data. Dubner, the journalist, puts all of this information in a fun and easy-to-read format. Readers who have no background in economics or statistics will find themselves at ease. Whenever a concept from economics or statistics is introduced, it is explained in such a way that the lay person can understand what's going on when Levitt uses regression analysis to see what external influences most affect a child's intellectual growth (children with well-educated parents tend to have high test scores, whereas the amount of time a child spends watching television has no relationship to his or her test scores).

Most impressive about the book is that Levitt is honest. He has no axe to grind. When presented with an issue, such as whether or not sumo wrestling is rigged, he delves into the data to come up with an answer. He lets the data speak for themselves (and, thankfully, he uses the word "data" in the plural, which is as it should be) rather than trying to make the data conform to a pre-existing conclusion. Levitt also takes "conventional wisdom" to task. Conventional wisdom, he says, is often wrong. Even the person who invented the term "conventional wisdom," economist John Kenneth Galbraith, didn't mean for it to be used in a positive light. "We associate truth with convenience, with what most closely accords with self-interest and personal well-being or promises best to avoid awkward effort or unwelcome dislocation of life. We also find highly acceptable what contributes most to self-esteem," wrote Galbraith. Levitt sums up Galbraith's view of conventional wisdom as that which is "simple, convenient, comfortable, and comforting -- through not necessarily true." Contrast this with the methodology of noted conservative anti-environmental scientist Dixy Lee Ray, who places "common sense" and "conventional wisdom" higher than scientific analysis (probably because scientific analysis would prove her assertions wrong).

"Morality, it could be argued, represents the way that people would like the world to work -- whereas economics represents how it actually does work," the authors write. This statement should be engraved into the forehead of every United States senator and representative. All too often, our leaders become confused between morality and economics, between the ideal and the actual. Sure, it would be nice to have a world in which teenagers don't have sex before marriage, but that just isn't going to happen, and pretending that it doesn't happen is either ignorant or a sign of mental illness. Morality becomes psychotic when ideals are enacted as national policies even when those ideals are proven to be untrue here in the real world. Not liking the idea of premarital sex is one thing, but creating policy around it is ludicrous. Every study shows that abstinence-only education is, at best, just as effective as Grandma's down-home sex education in preventing STDs and teenage pregnancy. At worst, abstinence-only education does a much poorer job. People who would like the world to work in a way that is contrary to the world's actual operation would do well to read Freakonomics. They might learn that data analysis is much more effective in getting things done than having faith.

In this book, Levitt and Dubner get to the hidden side of only a few things. I would enjoy reading a sequel in which they get a little closer to exploring everything.

June 19, 2005

Welcome to Bizarro Oprah's Summer 2005 Book Club!

Remember last summer, when I introduced Bizarro Oprah's Book Club, it was to let the world know about good books that Oprah wouldn't touch with a ten-meter cattle prod. This summer, we're going to do the same thing! Woo!

The current book at Bizarro Oprah's Book Club is Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. If you'd like to discuss it here, then go right ahead. I have read Atlas Shrugged and Elizabeth is in the process of reading it.

So, please: discuss!

For more information on objectivism, please visit Ayn Rand's official website.