I was at the Emery Bay Public Market (which is like the mall food court if that food court were at the UN; seriously, instead of Arthur Treacher's and A&W, they have Vietnamese, Thai, French, Chinese, Persian -- there's a Food for All Seasons here) reading one of San Francisco's indy weeklies, appropriately titled SF Weekly. Flipping through the paper aimlessly while I ate my cheesesteak sandwich, I noticed in the "events" section that Lewis Black was coming to Cody's Books in The City to read excerpts from his memoir, Nothing's Sacred.
The date was July 15. That was today! And so, at 6 PM, Jared and I got on the BART and headed to Cody's Books.
Cody's is a San Francisco "chain" of bookstores (in quotation marks because there are only three of them, two of which are in Berkeley, and one of the Berkeley ones is closing soon) and it's pretty neat. When we arrived, twenty minutes before 7 PM, there were some chairs set up in the basement level in front of a podium.
Lewis Black then came out and said that he would not be reading from his book, because when he reads aloud, it reminds him of all the stuff he forgot to put into the book. Instead, he took our questions. Many people asked him many questions, like "What pisses you off most?" For someone as angry as Lewis Black, I'm sure it was hard to come to a conclusion about what pisses him off most, but he said that stupidity pissed him off most, especialyl stupidity in authority.
I asked him what his advice would be to a kid thinking of doing stand-up comedy. He replied, "I'd tell him that the gun store is down the street." But seriously, folks. He then said that his real advice was to just do it, and keep doing it, because the only way you're going to be good at it is to keep doing it until you're comfortable. And, he said, when he teaches stand-up, he advises people to focus on telling stories instead of telling jokes. Everyone, he said, has a funny story, and that's a good place to start.
He also talked to us about writing. Lewis Black, believe it or not, was a playwright for twenty years. He actually majored in drama at the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill and later went on to attend the Yale Drama School. If you're wondering what writing a book is like, he said, "take a pen and put your non-writing hand flat on the table, and then, with your other hand, take the pen, and stick it in your hand. Twist it around a little if you want. Then, take the pen out and don't do anything. Just leave the wound there. Clean it, of course, but just let it sit there." Black said that writing Nothing's Sacred was particularly difficult, because he wrote it while he was on tour. He doesn't recommend that anyone do writing and stand-up at the same time.
He says he's an optimist, though. "You can't be as angry as I am and not think that there's a better way," he said, meaning that people get angry because they know that there's a better way to do things.
After he talked, I got some books signed. It was a good experience, and Lewis Black is a genuinely nice guy. He really shines when he gets into his "mad as hell" persona; either he's really good at it, or he's done it for so long that it's second nature to him.
Oh, and what did he have to say about Stephen Colbert's appearance at the White House Correspondents Dinner? "Jon and I talked about it, and we couldn't have done what Stephen did. Because Stephen's not a stand-up comic. No, it's true; any stand-up comic who did that would have been shitting his pants the whole time."