SNN HEADLINE NEWS ------------------------------------------------------------ No. I, 12 "Wunderbar!" 9829.07 ------------------------------------------------------------------------- OUR TOP STORY ------------- A lazy STF-type of day, with practically everyone in the RPG on leave, all missions are pretty much suspended. Snatching the opportunity like so many candies from babies, we're scooping SNN Executive Editor Mike "My pants! My pants!" Ballway with this late-breaking story. -------------------------------------- BOURDAA GIVES POWER AWAY...TEMPORARILY -------------------------------------- Taking a leave of absence also, STF President Mike "My socks! My socks!" Bourdaa would have left STF in the semi-compentent hands of his vice-president, except that he's on leave too. Since there weren't any competent hands left, Bourdaa enlisted the help of Former STF President Greg "My underwear! My underwear!" Hertzsch to run the club. Hertzsch is expected to go mad with power for the next week. Stay tuned for further coverage. ------------------------------------ WHAT DO YOU THINK? (LIKE IT MATTERS) ------------------------------------ How is SNN Headline News' new look? More official? More news-worthy? Or does it take up more space, giving the illusion that there's more content than there really is? Write to us at: SNN HEADLINE NEWS 1 SNN CENTER CHICAGO, IL EARTH ----------------- SNN HEADLINE NEWS ----------------- Is published biweekly (eww!) by Associate Editor Mark "My shoes! My shoes!" Wilson. It takes about 15 minutes to write, more or less. (C) 1998 Zaphod Beeblebrox Productions, Ltd. (C) 1998 Starfleet News Netowrk, Inc.