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Vol. I             No. 18  
"Todas las cosas abajo de las sillas."
 
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Due to problems with activity on P$, SNN Headline News Vol. I (that's the P$ edition) will be on an extended lunch break until activity gets its act together.  We're not sure who will be hurt, but WeBBer Seamus "The pain...the suffering" Hughes will be kicked in the process.
 
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A reward is currently out for STFer Colin "It's the principle!" Wyers, issued by Harvard University.  They claim that Wyers escaped from his position as head of the sociology department. A reward of 248 space-bucks is out for his arrest, dead or unconcious.
As for the headline of this story, well, we'd like to poke fun at STF Personnel Director Greg "Give 'till it" Hertzsch, since no jokes have been made about his name in a long time.  Ahh, memories.
 
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It's SNN Headline News no. 18, the last before we go on hiatus.  Eat your vegetables and mind the flowers because no one from the Starfleet News Network will be able to watch you at all times.
We'd like to remind viewers that we stick like duct tape to our newly-rediscovered motto of "Quick, Informative, Totally Biased Reporting" of STF events.  This disclaimer applies in all instances, so don't grab a fancy lawyer and think you can outwit us BECAUSE YOU CAN'T!
 
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