- WeBB christens "Titania," the first daily-posting ship, after months of, strangely, bloodless debate.
- Associate Cheese Randy "McColic" McCullick returns after a long sabaatical.  Did we spell that right?
- Former FComm-5 B.J. "Straighthead or" Phillips returns after an equally long vacation.
- SNN Founder Genesun "Borg?  Pah!" Han returns to STF after many-a-year alone on a desert island with seven stranded castaways.
- SNNHN Vol. II celebrates Edition 10 with a party that no one attends.
 
<|| HOW ABOUT THAT INACTIVITY?
For about the same amount of months as SNNHN was out for the count, activity on P$ took a swan-dive into the toilet.  Sparked by the increasing popularity of the WeBB, and the sheer neglect of everyone NOT in Fleet 1, this period of inactivity has beaten out Black July (or was it August?) for the title of "Most Depressing Period in STF-P$ History."  A gaggle of geese were asked what they thought, and they suggested we become vegetarians.
 
<|| PROMOTIONS AHOY!
Paula "James T." Kirk (that one's probably been done, but what do we care?) has been promoted from the lowly position of MED-1 on USS Victorious to CSO.  This promotion was in large part the fault of Victorious CO Mark "It's my paper and I'll ego-trip if I want to" Wilson.  STFers are encouraged to shower him with gifts.
 
<|| I SEE YOUR 18 AND RAISE YOU 1
That makes 19, which is, by coincidence, the number of this very issue!  SNNHN-P$ currently lives on an issue-by-issue basis due to lack of activity, so expect the wurst (and the
worst, too) for a while.  As always, we swear on the devotion to capitalism of Colin "Live" Wyers that we remain true to our borrowed Journalistic Motto of "Quick, Informative, Totally Biased Reporting" of STF events.  Join us next time when we try, though feebly, to sift
through the news of STF-P$ as our WeBB counterpart catches up with us.  So long, and good morning!
 
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