<|| SNN HEADLINE NEWS ||> Vol. II No. 1 <|| THEY'RE HEEERE It was bound to happen sooner or later, and instead of either one, it's happened now. SNN Headline News, another one of the Starfleet News Network's attempts to turn lead into gold gone horribly awry, has found its niche in the WeBB. No more pithy Prodigy(R)-style complaining. Now, we can reach an audience at least .75 times as big! <|| HOW ABOUT THAT FLEET TWO And how about its being disbanded? Ever since the announcement by Fleet 2 commander Commodore Mike "Lassie! Come home!" Ballway, STF has been madly trying to come to grips with the loss of the fleet - then realized it's moving to Fleet 1. Among those now taking Prozac by the bagful to cope with this is USS Victorious CO Captain Mark "There's no place like home, there's no place like home" Wilson, who fears his job as commander of the once-powerful travelling sideshow may be at risk. <|| SNN HEADLINE NEWS WeBB EDITION NO. 1 was first published on the WeBB stardate 9817.08. Animal-rights advocates were quick to point out that the WeBB edition of "SNN Headline News" is 100% gopher-skin. What this means for vegetarians is unknown at this time. (C) 1998 Zaphod Beeblebrox Productions, Ltd.

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