<|| SNN HEADLINE NEWS ||> Vol. II No. 4 "Come with me to the chutzpah" <|| OUR TOP STORY You may or may not know what goes on deep within the duodenum of STF Central Headquarters. That's what "SNN Headline News" is for, along with taking up space. Now, we alert our faithful viewers (both of them) to events occuring under your very fibulas. An idea proposed by STFer Mark "The opposite of short and Beethoven is" Longanbach that will probably not change the underwear of STF is the "elite ship." Based on an idea from STDS9, where the ship in answer was destroyed due to an incomeptent crew, the "elite ship" would have a crew that consists of only the best of the best from STF. This crew would be chosen by the Cabinet (the best of the best from STC). Others, like Bill "Who's segregating who?" Gunty have seconded the idea, and hurt those he loves in the process, but there are still noble folk who choose not to go through with this. Jim "Will someone get that phone?" Armstrong has violently shaken his finger at those who would come up with an elite ship, calling it "...counterproductive." Will Big Cheese Mike "Eastward Ho!" Bourdaa approve the idea of the "elite ship"? Will the Cabinet choose yours truly as its captain? Can we pull a big enough bribe together to do make the latter happen? Chances are no to all of the above. <|| I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD You don't? Then take some SNN HEADLINE NEWS NO. 4 to relieve your pain! It has potassium dichromate and soy lechtin, which are things your body needs anyway. It stays true to its formula of "Quick, Informative, Totally Biased Reporting(tm)" of STF Events. Good night, and keep watching the skis, I mean, skies... (C) 1998 The Ford Prefect Co, Chicago

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